I am still reformulating the chemical make-up of my summary.

Polyamorous.

I'm told that I'm funny and charming. I am also a good source of protein.

I tend to lurk and observe. I rarely contact anyone though I always respond when contacted. I'm introverted but very friendly. I think I may possibly be terrible at talking/writing about myself. I'm working on it. Anyway, if I look at your profile more than once it probably means I think you're awesome/interesting but I'm too shy to risk even the mild rejection of having my message go without a reply.

Also, if we have a high enemy percentage I will scrutinize your profile to learn why we hate each other.

I do not own a car. I ride the bus or walk everywhere.

Hibernating.

Walking, talking, eating, sleeping, breathing, thinking. wanking. Appearing normal and well-adjusted from a distance.

My love of puns, homonyms, plays on words, sarcastic asides, and every diversity of japes. That and my fear of ventriloquism.

Books- Charles Dickens. Neal Stephenson. Kurt Vonnegut. Jack McDevitt. Alan Moore. Los Bros. Hernandez. Ivan Brunetti. Chris Ware. Michael Kupperman. Jasper Fforde. Douglas Adams. Tolkien. Naomi Novik. Patrick O'Brian. Voltaire.
Music- The Beatles. Elvis Costello. Bob Dylan. Prince. Frank Zappa. The Shins. Spoon. Dio. Elliott Smith. MC Paul Barman. Fiona Apple. The Zest of Yore. Wiretree. Robbie Fulks. Neko Case. Outkast. Pink Floyd. Bonnie "Prince" Billy. Ween. Weezer. Old 97s. Nick Lowe. Mr Bungle. Cavedweller. Aimee Mann.
Movies- Coen Brothers. Jim Jarmusch. Mike Leigh. Wes Anderson.
Television- Lost. Peep Show. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Wonder Showzen. Futurama. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
Food- Indian. Thai. Tex-Mex. Veggie Heaven. Anything really. I'm fat.

Sex and music.

Either alone and obsessing or not alone and obsessing.

I wish I could wear Dickies coveralls 7 days a week.

You want to laugh, either with or at me! Or for me. I want to pay someone to laugh for me.