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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:28am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Maybe someday I'll figure out how to describe myself without sounding like a robot, and then maybe I'll put a description here again...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to freak out about all the things all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being objective, giving advice, and figuring out how things work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses. My beard (until I inevitably get sick of it, and shave it all off). That I'm probably wearing a black t-shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I try to always have a book I'm actively reading and a book lined up to read when i finish. I love Neal Stephenson (particularly The Diamond Age) and Neil Gaiman (firmly in the Stardust was a *much* better book than a movie crowd). I'm a big fan of the Dark Tower series, but wary of King's other books. And Patrick Rothfuss? George R. R. Martin? Finish yo' dang series!

Movies: I... can be a little picky when it comes to movies. While I can (almost) always count on Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Darren Aronofsky, and the Coen brothers to make a worthwhile flick, I feel I have a sufficient number of opportunities to stare at screens that I can avoid throwing money at movies that fail to strike me as exceptional. For the record, neither M. Night Shyamalan nor Michael Bay will be getting any of my money ever again.

Music: I can listen to just about anything (except Country, which I can't stand). I have been a longtime fan of Tool, Radiohead, Portishead, Muse, and Queens of the Stone Age. Recently, I've been enjoying Ratatat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Out of all these profile sections, this is the only one I refuse to "properly" answer. On principle.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. And also Things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink or 3 and playing board games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I run a weekly Dungeons & Dragons game. Did I seriously just admit that on a dating site? I should probably just delete my account now...
(But hey! Before you jump to conclusions: No, my group is not all guys. Yes, there are women who like to play. If you are one of those women, or if you are interested in finding out whether you are one of those women, I would love to hear from you =D)
You should message me if
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You feel like it.

You don't feel like it, but you're bored so maybe its time to start making a point to do things you aren't normally inclined to do.

You like something you've read here and want to talk some more about it.

You're willing to consider, if even for a moment, whether the sky would have stripes if circles had corners.