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netsirk0

32 Baltimore, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm told I have little to no control over my facial expressions.

I've never made microwave popcorn and am really reluctant to do so. I love it, but if I give in, I'll never get that streak back. Which is stupid because who cares.

The weather has such an effect on my mood. I can't get enough sunny springtime and on a nice day, I'll mention how nice it is at least 32 times.

I have an overactive conscience and almost always give people the benefit of the doubt.

I've punched my grandmother in the head. Twice.

If I say "GD," I mean "gosh dammit." Or "gosh damn."

My pinky finger is permanently crooked from numerous football injuries, and it really bothers me. I'm always tempted to try to squash it straight.

My least favorite word in the entire world starts with an F and ends with A-R-T. But I kind of love cursing.

I'm always wildly uncomfortable having my picture taken.

I'd rather be barefoot.

I'm addicted to chapstick and gum, and I find Orbit wrappers EVERYWHERE.

My proudest moment may have been volunteering to lead the Eagles chant that a DJ was about to start in a Jersey bar... and then singing "Hail to the Redskins" into the mic instead. If someone asks me what my proudest moment has been, I will never say this. Not sure who goes around asking about proudest moments, but just in case.

When I totaled my car, I ended up with three small bruises from my seatbelt. I end up with worse injuries due to clumsiness on a daily basis.

I sometimes have trouble communicating with people who aren't sarcastic.

Reading is one of the best escapes there is. I have to limit myself, though, so I can actually accomplish something once in a while.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ORIOLES MAGIC
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's always money in the banana stand.
You should message me if
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you enjoy goofballs, know the difference between plural and possessive, and genuinely care about the well-being of others.