Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings humanoids, I'm seeking a memetically compatible companion
for conspiracies and hijinks.
I like the outdoors, learning new things, spirited debates, good
food and sticking it to "The Man".
I might be getting too old for some of the shennanigans I used to
get up to, but I still like to have fun and my inner child is still
quite a handful!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Animal and (occasional...) child care, urban agriculture, amateur
science and political activism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Numchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills...
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
I also cook! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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people tend not to...
Honestly I have no clue :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I'm a Master Scholar of Science Fiction...
Movies... Sneakers, A Fish called Wanda, Bon Cop Bad Cop, Dogma,
Death to Smoochy, Hot Fuzz, Raising Arizona, Snatch, The Princess
Bride, The men who stare at goats, Banlieue 13... so many more, I'm
a bit of a movie buff and used to work at a rental place when they
were a thing...
Shows... TYT, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, QI, 30 Rock,
Futurama, The IT Crowd, all things Gundam... might be easier just
to give you access to my magical little box of Pirated Media
Music... not a big part of my life honestly, but I certainly enjoy
it and have extremely eclectic taste.
Food... I'm a flexitarian and try to cook nearly everything I eat
myself from scratch, with an emphasis on foods that I could
(potentially... working on it!) raise or hunt myself. I like a wide
range of World Cuisines and like to play in the kitchen (in more
ways than one if you're into it!) but generally have simple tastes
and lean towards the cliches of Stereotypical Canadian Comfort
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, multitool, literature, optics, pockets, computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, so many strange and marvellous things!
Alternative economic and political mechanisms, the expansion of
humanity into space, foods I'd like to try cooking or eating,
sustainable technology, sex, historic lifestyles and gaming... and
right now I'm thinking about thought itself!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You've giggled yet while reading about me and wouldn't think it was
creepy if I asked if you'd like to see my laboratory.
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