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34 Waterloo, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Greetings humanoids, I'm seeking a memetically compatible companion for conspiracies and hijinks.
I like the outdoors, learning new things, spirited debates, good food and sticking it to "The Man".
I might be getting too old for some of the shennanigans I used to get up to, but I still like to have fun and my inner child is still quite a handful!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Animal and (occasional...) child care, urban agriculture, amateur science and political activism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Numchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
I also cook! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people tend not to...
Honestly I have no clue :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I'm a Master Scholar of Science Fiction...

Movies... Sneakers, A Fish called Wanda, Bon Cop Bad Cop, Dogma, Death to Smoochy, Hot Fuzz, Raising Arizona, Snatch, The Princess Bride, The men who stare at goats, Banlieue 13... so many more, I'm a bit of a movie buff and used to work at a rental place when they were a thing...

Shows... TYT, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, QI, 30 Rock, Futurama, The IT Crowd, all things Gundam... might be easier just to give you access to my magical little box of Pirated Media ;)

Music... not a big part of my life honestly, but I certainly enjoy it and have extremely eclectic taste.

Food... I'm a flexitarian and try to cook nearly everything I eat myself from scratch, with an emphasis on foods that I could (potentially... working on it!) raise or hunt myself. I like a wide range of World Cuisines and like to play in the kitchen (in more ways than one if you're into it!) but generally have simple tastes and lean towards the cliches of Stereotypical Canadian Comfort Food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, multitool, literature, optics, pockets, computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, so many strange and marvellous things!
Alternative economic and political mechanisms, the expansion of humanity into space, foods I'd like to try cooking or eating, sustainable technology, sex, historic lifestyles and gaming... and right now I'm thinking about thought itself!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is it friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Mighty Pirate!
You should message me if
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You've giggled yet while reading about me and wouldn't think it was creepy if I asked if you'd like to see my laboratory.

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