I'm winding down a fantastic ten year work career in Nashville that completes this summer and ensuing 6-12 months indulging my passions, visiting friends in various states, and continuing to work diligently on a Tanzania service project. I couldn't be more excited my passions investing in apartment buildings and social justice that allow me to settle in any metro, so we'll see which opportunities and beautiful souls steal my heart this year!
If you're not into sarcastic humor...bummer...start at ¶ #5... ▀ ▀ ▀
I'm as wealthy as MC Hammer, as graceful as a dog at a fire hydrant and as modest as Kanye West. I drink hatorade for breakfast to start the day off right. I poo poo on science…It's a tool of Satan. The cosmos is hideous like your face. TED is lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, but a real duck actually lame from stepping on a land mine. Compassion is for weak namby pamby fairies. Little old ladies that can no longer bake me cookies should be made into soylent green.
I work as hard as your mom on a Saturday night and my ambition is like the wings of an ostrich. I can't stand hiking, kayaking, swimming, tennis or any other activity that could mess up your manicure. Wanderlust is for hoity-toity yuppie douche-bags. Sapiosexuals are pathetic impotent Missionary Mary librarians. When they're bad in bed, I give them my best sargasm. I'm a bum as tight as a snare drum…Up tight! If you don't think this sarcasm is as subtle as a butt burp air biscuit in the bath…Tough noogies…Honey badger don't care! We can get together the second Tuesday of next week to talk about it.
¶ #5 ▀ ▀ ▀ Seriously, life is school. I'm here to learn and laugh! I have a voracious appetite for books, people's fascinating life narratives, and their esoteric knowledge of various domains. It’s a joy musing with uber-inquisitive and well-read friends. I aim to "never be the smartest guy in the room." Nonetheless, I’m not bashful about sharing my own expertise in domains such as socioeconomics/behavioral economics, social justice, behavioral neuroscience/psych, biohacking, psychonautics and self-actualization.
My career passion is helping busy professionals grow their wealth through real estate as a passive investment. When not doing that, I'm enthusiastic to network/organize with other thought leaders putting together viral videos/memes for social justice. I enjoy learning about successful models of drastic public policy shifts actually achieved and how they've been organized and lead. The following two minute clip is the anthem of my life!!! http://youtu.be/fgm1PPLqfnQ
In looking for boards to serve on for social justice issues www.volunteermatch.org is amazing!
I've amended dozens of pensive blog musings to the Q&As gushing with what colors my worldview. Social justice and brainy stuff aside, Hakuna matata! I'm a chummy, easy to get to know kind of guy...always passionate to contribute some good to something or someone. Friends say I'm wabi-sabi "happy go lucky" ducky. My religion is kindness!...with philosophical leanings are towards pastafarian, transhumanism and romanticized pantheism. I'm definitely a dreamer with a starry-eyed/poetic outlook on life...always romanticizing the cosmos and radical compassion for all humanity.
I'm in a bromance with IWontMurderYou6. You can't not like the guy!