Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a massive geek.
I’m a relentless optimist.
I like thinking about the future and how good it’s going to
I like my music, art and comedy dark and edgy, but I know how to
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing trees; for a human anyway. I'm probably pretty poor by
Orangutan standards ...and by really good I mean I haven't killed
These days I tend to climb up climbing walls more often, it keeps
me fit without visiting the gym. Did you know that treadmills used
to be used as punishment in Victorian prisons? I try to avoid them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be that I looked like Jesus. Now I've got rid of my long
hair and beard I don't seem to get told that any more.
I did once go to a fancy dress night at a club dressed as Jesus
though. Lots of strangers started bowing down before me and one guy
tried to punch me in the face, luckily he was so drunk that he
couldn't do any damage, fun night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: It would probably be quicker to list what I don’t like, but
these days I mainly listen to indie, metal, industrial, techno,
psytrance, trip-hop, weird electronica and everything in
If it's loud and aggressive or dark and moody then it probably
works for me.
Books: Anything by Greg Egan, Alistair Reynolds, Neal Stephenson,
Ian M Banks, Charles Stross or Cory Doctorow is right up my
TV: Recently I've been enjoying Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The
Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Community, Homeland.
Past favourites include Spaced, Monkey Dust, Black Books and Nathan
Movies: If I thought too much about my all time greats I’d never
get this written so here’s a few things I’ve watched recently that
I thought were pretty good...
City of God, The Prestige, Gattaca, Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music with bleepy noises and crunchy guitars
Books that transport me to fantastic places full of mind bending
Conversation with people that make me laugh, smile and think
New things to experience for the first time
Great friends who have always got my back
Internet access to learn more about our amazing world and keep me
close to the people I love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my flying car I was promised hasn’t arrived yet!
The amazing places I’m going to go once I get it.
I might even let you drive ;-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime and saving the universe?
Maybe not. More likely chatting nonsense and having a laugh with
some of my nearest and dearest friends.
You should message me if
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