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neverland33

34 M Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There should be something written here about how clever or funny or well-traveled I am. Instead, here's a quote:

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

And another:

... once a philosopher, twice a pervert. - Voltaire
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lawyer by day, pirate by night. Arr!

Have tried to get into tri, but apparently pirates can't swim.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having my eyes closed in photos. Almost every single time.

Bumping into things.

Sinking.

Dancing ridiculously, and with full abandon.

Pretending to know how to cook. Leave me in the kitchen for a couple of hours and you could end up with a fantastic chocolate pudding cake. Warning: nine times out of ten all you'll end up with is a huge mess. But take the risk, it's worth it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Podcasts
Running shoes
Earphones
Sleep mask
Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The frailties of human memory.

Free will.

Why womens' toilets are filthier than mens'. By far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into all sorts mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you "reply often", I will judge you!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster tells you to.

If he doesn't, a match of at least 50% would be nice. Otherwise it's unlikely we'd get along.