Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There should be something written here about how clever or funny or
well-traveled I am. Instead, here's a quote:
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time
to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
... once a philosopher, twice a pervert. - Voltaire
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lawyer by day, pirate by night. Arr!
Have tried to get into tri, but apparently pirates can't swim.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having my eyes closed in photos. Almost every single time.
Bumping into things.
Dancing ridiculously, and with full abandon.
Pretending to know how to cook. Leave me in the kitchen for a
couple of hours and you could end up with a fantastic chocolate
pudding cake. Warning: nine times out of ten all you'll end up with
is a huge mess. But take the risk, it's worth it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The frailties of human memory.
Why womens' toilets are filthier than mens'. By far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into all sorts mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you "reply often", I will judge you!
You should message me if
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