Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
If you don't get sarcasm, you're about to think I'm a total
I had a profile here before, but... due to circumstances far beyond
my control, I had to delete it. So, I'm back. (hence, the user
Anyway... I'm a music fanatic (it's an obsession really) a Science
nerd, an animal lover, a good listener and a damn good cook. Not
really looking for anything, or anyone, specific but I'm open to
whatever might happen, so get a hold of me.
...and I'm well aware that I overuse ellipsis (...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ruling the world.
I am now a homeowner! No more having to pay rent, deal with a
landlord or "keep it down" because of the people on the other side
of the wall, ceiling or floor... Woohoo!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, driving, making faces at children, dressing well, picking
music to suit any situation and giving one hell of a massage... I'm
sure there's more things, but we'll stop there for now.
I'm not nearly as narcissistic as that made me sound, I promise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Things I hear most often:
Big shoulders and barrel-chest.
The perpetually-pissed-off expression.
I get a lot of, "Are you always this quiet?"
Yes... yes I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, I like things from each of these categories... I'll go into
detail if you ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Having been homeless on more than one occasion, I've discovered
that I can actually "do without" most material things.
As long as I have my family and friends, I'm good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would the ocean be deeper if there were no sponges?
Why is it, that a large window that opens sideways is called a
What would people be capable of, if they were able to activate
their entire brain?
I think a lot. About a lot of things. I think a lot more than I
speak. (probably a good thing, that.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either tinkering in my garage or hanging out with friends. Usually
somewhere with music (Live or otherwise) and adult beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You! Obey the fist!!"
I would wear a tailored three-piece suit every day, if I
I enjoy Gin Martinis. (dry and dirty with at least 3 olives)
I have a fondness for Classical music and Opera.
...and I love to cuddle.
You should message me if
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You want to.
Or, if we have a ridiculously high "Enemy" percentage. Our
conversations are sure to be interesting.
Oh, and if u tYpE lyke dis, or use letters and numbers to replace
words because you're lazy, (or just not smart enough to know any
better)... kindly move on to one of the fellows above and to the
right. For your sake, I'd choose one who wears a flat-brimmed
baseball cap, displaying a sports team logo or designer label,
cocked at an awkward angle. Sure he'll probably cheat on you and
cause you to "walk into a door" once a week, but u'll hav lots 2
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