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newbk

30 / M / straight / Single

Rohnert Park, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am logical, Sarcastic, and inquisitive.

My Self-Summary

I'm 29 years old now which is too darn close to 30 for my liking. I figured that I was a kid until 18, young until 30 and "adult" after that. Why is being an 'adult' so scary? However, I digress, I find it pretty cool just to go out and see whats around Sonoma County and the surrounding area. I've been here for almost 10 years now and there are still new things out there that I haven't seen.

Excuse me for a second... I have to get some banana bread out of the oven...

Ok now that I'm back, I wonder if being able to cook/bake somehow diminishes my manhood in some way and I shouldn't have said anything here about it. Oh well, best that you know of my culinary skills up front so you can judge for yourself :P
Along with my domestic talent, I'm well educated... well at least educated... and if you couldn't tell already, have a sarcastic sense of humor.

By this point I feel like I am trying to sell you a gadget or a used car. So hey, I may as well run with it right? If you are interested in a fun and dependable 1979 model, give me an e-mail to schedule a test drive.

As for what I am looking for, I'd like to meet someone that is self reliant for the most part but makes me feel needed none the less. I am looking for someone who is over/never had their party days, is a kid at heart but an adult in action and lives by the golden rule. In the end, I guess what we are all looking for is someone that makes us feel better when they are around.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now I am working on my house and general home improvement. Baseboards, painting, remodeling bathrooms, closet organizers and other odds and ends sorts of stuff.
I am also learning how to make more of my stuff on my own. I have tried homemade yogurt. It turned out pretty well but I think in the long run I'm more happy just to goto the store and buy it :P
I'm always into healthy cooking. I've just discovered (ok so it took me a while) baked butternut squash... which is REALLY good.

I’m really good at

Ever the jack of all trades, its tough to pin down any one thing that I feel I really excel in. I'm competent at web page design, cooking, home improvement, golf, and who could forgetuseless trivia :P

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't honestly know. After having read through other peoples responses to this question I don't think any of them really apply:

- My height - Well I'm 6'0 so I'm not exactly a stand out for a guy

- My hair - Um... I have hair which is always a good thing... but I don't think its a stand out either

- My boobs - Ok if I have to explain this one...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I liked 'America the Book' by the writers of the Daily Show as well as 'I Am America and So Can You!" by the Stephen Colbert group. Witty humor is always a plus and political parody is entertaining.

As for movies, heck, every genre has its place I think. I'm not much of a horror fan for the most part but I've enjoyed a few. So yeah, everything from Happy Gilmore to Goodnight and Goodluck... from Pixar to porn... wait... umm... what I meant to say was... ok ok so you try and figure out another P that I could have used instead haha

The six things I could never do without

Sarcasm
Wit
Laughter
Intellectual Stimulation
hmm... thats four... only two more right? Ummmm
Food
Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

All sorts of stuff. Lately I've been thinking about politics, (imagine that), and whats next. Whats next for me. Whats next for my family. Whats next for my friends. Whats next for the country.
I also like technology and have been thinking/reading a lot about the advancements in photovoltaics and other renewable energy ideas. It really is fascinating what people come up with and I am actually excited by the prospects of what tomorrow may bring.

You should message me if

If, while reading this profile, you laughed/smirked/chuckled/snorted/giggled/grinned/snickered. However, if you let out a guffaw or chortle please move along :P

But really, if you have a quick wit, are good natured and think your best days are ahead of you, please feel free to message me.