Here lie words, the victims of a cruel hoax, marshalled into the semblance of order so that I may be introduced. Sadly, their ultimate fate is to be ignored and abandoned, eventually even erased from existence not just memory.

Ok with my snark out of the way, let's take a peek at who I might possibly be when summarized in just a few short bits. I was that girl in school who never studied or did homework and still aced the exams. Well, until I became a rocket scientist, then I never studied or did homework and still managed to pass. Oh wait, we've been out of school long enough for me to think of something better, right?

I spend about 80% of my waking hours online during the week. Let's see, carry the one...12-13 hours. So chances are if you message me, I will see it eventually. I love the way a business suit looks and really want to be one of those girls that wears the crisp blouse and tie and slacks. It'd be like playing dress up every day. Wouldn't that be fun? Well, what that really means is that I'm a tshirt and jeans kind of girl. Relaxed... sort of.

I'd like to leave my database job to become a housewife. Or possibly use my degree to become a US Marine Corps helicopter pilot. I haven't quite made up my mind yet. As it turns out, the USMC age limit is 28. So that decision is made... In the meantime I'll just try not to get too jerked around by men and have fun living life. There's just too much going on to worry about the little things.

Oh, right, btw, I met and married picasotrigger here. Our first baby is due in April 09.

Dichotomy. Suspension of disbelief. Being supportive. Listening.

That I have been in the room for 20 minutes before they noticed me. That was my answer. Here are a few other people's responses:

"Your voice. Soft, whispy, lovely"

"nice voice, nice curves, curly hair, nice eyes. probably in that order."

"most likely your confidence..."

"Honestly, the first thing I noticed was this dark-haired girl who, after only a week, already seemed like a pro at something I was struggling to learn....Later, as we got to chat more.... I guess it was your eyes, first.... It was also how bluntly candid you were."

"Beautiful hair, demure body language, trusting, easily turned on."

Books: The Dorsai series, Incarnations of Immortality, Wheel of Time series.

Movies: Blast from the Past, The Last Dragon, Boondock Saints.

Music: Slink (Garbage, Poe, Cake), Techno (JFK, Orbital, Beber&Tamra), Grrr (Rob Zombie, NIN, Marilyn Manson), Silly (Soul Coughing, They Might Be Giants, Tenacious D).

Foods: Chocolate, Italian, Sushi.

If I tell you, you'll need to give me your most solemn anonymous internet user word that you won't take them, thereby killing me. Oh ok, fine, I can't get rid of my neurotic doggie dog, my iBook, broadband, my new kitten, variety and... the number one answer is... sex.

They went and changed the question on me. Ok, what do I think about most often? PHP. It's terribly geeky, I know. But there you have it.

Playing World of WarCRACK or EverCRACK2 online.

Everything. Just ask. Alright. My favorite movie is actually Jesus Christ Superstar. It's not a religious thing. The details are long and intricate. Ask. Oh no, wait that's more of a shameful pleasure thing. The actual most private thing I have to admit is that I have about 4 years of journals online somewhere. There. That's pretty darned private... except for being public... hmm...

You don't mind that I may take a while to respond or you have absolutely no one else to talk to and are bored off your bum. Failing that, you actually want to learn more about me or meet me or some combination thereof.