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newinsm

39 Charleston, WV Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A smartass who treats people with the respect they deserve (whether that be a lot or a little.) When we're talking, you'll want to crack up and kick my ass simultaneously. Opinionated, yet open-minded (and love talking to that type of person as well.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing the memoirs of my insatiable sex life. A novel that spans hundreds of pages. Ok, so maybe more like a pamphlet...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accidentally encouraging angry, mentally-unstable, closed-minded people to lash out at my facts or views about difficult issues. My calm demeanor in talking about such things is usually responded to with a ton of unprovoked name-calling and baseless insults (so naturally, I just phbbbt at them. Works every time)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here, it's occasionally the assumption that the "sm" in my screenname might stand for s&m/kink.

It doesn't. But if your mind went there, that gets a golf clap
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ginuwine, Silk, J. Cole, Duran Duran, Cascada, Calvin Harris, Hall & Oates, iiO, Keith Sweat, the DNC, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Foreigner, Craig David, Nappy Roots, Mickey Avalon, most west coast hip hop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of really important topics. Such as:

- Why I get along so well with people from Boston. And Australia

- How shoes ever gained such fashion importance

- Why people who own pawn shops think that they are such badasses. "I know I should offer you 30 bucks for that antique. That makes me....kick ass?"

- Why "The Office" is considered so funny...seriously! If you can explain it, I'd love to hear it. I really think that people say they like it only b/c that's the cool thing to say. If a show centered around Steve Carrell can't make me laugh, then something is really off.

Edit: Add "How I Met Your Mother" to this thought. I am attempting again to watch it as we speak. The attempt is failing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to take the road sign from up the street today that said "Special Event Ahead" (and put it by the entrance to my bedroom the next time a date comes over)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are a great conversationalist. A woman with a sharp mind will always catch my attention.

- You have a modest confidence that doesn't cross the line to arrogance.

- Your profile does not have a list of self-descriptors that has "Christian" near the beginning