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newjacob

32 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 5:46am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've had girlfriends tell me they didn't like me at first, even hated me. Guess i grow on people. I also might be the nicest guy you'll ever meet. My close friends are the most funny sons a bitches you'll ever meet...I like to think I keep up. I'm confident in myself, don't get my feelings hurt. Nothing is off limits! I've been told I am smart, witty, funny, clever, an asshole, a sweetheart...just depends on you I suppose. I have tattoos. I play guitar and sing, if that interests you...

Also, my pictures aren't that recent, but LA has been kind to me.. I unfortunately suffer from a lack of being photographed. Can't imagine why
What I’m doing with my life
Telling a bunch of dipshits what to do.....and I am writing songs again and yearning to start a new band...(yes I yearn)
I’m really good at
Saying the right thing at the right time...saying the wrong thing at the right time. Writing songs I may or may not sing to you. Avoiding standing in lines. Crying every time I watch the scene in Forest Gump when he asks Jenny if his son is normal.
The first things people usually notice about me
Im taller than that other guy, my baby blues, and I wear my pants like Kriss Kross
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors-Kurt Vonnegut, Franz Kafka, Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, Salinger, Orwell, Bradbury, Asimov, Anthony Burgess' A Clockwork Orange is fantastic..the movie is of course great, but this is the only book I have read that I felt the urge to read out loud

Music- I'm all over the place....At the Drive-In was the most inspirational band to me musically...but what I am listening to today...Pixies are my favorite band of all time! ATDI, The Kooks, Dear Hunter, Mineral, Kaki King, The Cure, Kid Cudi, Mos Def, Cold War Kids, Cursive, Common, Bloc Party Get Up Kids, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Minus the Bear, Beirut...ok that's enough for now.

Breaking Bad is the best tv show ever made..enough said. And It's Always Sunny ....the Nightman cometh!

Anything Bill Murry does is gold. The man can do no wrong!

I'm tired from writing that much. Let's talk about the rest in person
The six things I could never do without
music, that's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What goes on in a girls mind when she is deciding on an outfit. Why I haven't started playing beach volleyball. Grand gestures. Finding alternate routes through residential neighborhoods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I'm finally at a place where I can start enjoying this filthy city. Anything and everything...(with exception to trendy clubs, not a fan of stuffed sausage)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own far more legos than any 30 year old man should, but come on, you don't throw those things out. They are currently on loan to my nephew back home, but I pine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
I'm not looking for a one night stand, also not looking to get married, just something in between.
Also, how about we simply meet in person? Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of window shopping, but eventually you've gotta buy something.
I wouldn't mind if you are cute, funny, and smart...easy enough right?
Really just a simple sense of humor will go a long way!
I know you all receive a copious amount of messages, but it is ok to initiate if you like what you see, I won't judge.
Also....why do all of your pictures have to be modeling shots? We want to see "you"