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35 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:36pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Has dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Asshole with a heart of gold
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making a face that would have you think "he's deep in thought and possibly close to a solution...I won't bother him".
Works about 50/50
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the right thing at the right time...saying the wrong thing most of the time. Crying every time I watch the scene in Forest Gump when Forest asks Jenny if their son is ''normal''.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my pants like Kriss Kross
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...Bill Fuckin Murray...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This, that, and the other thing, and three other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What goes on in a girls mind when she is deciding on an outfit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crossing my fingers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own far more legos than any man over 30 should, but come on, you don't throw those things out. They are currently on loan to my nephew back home, but I pine. Even if I had them here you couldn't play, because you don't know how, because you are a girl...sorry, it's science
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I wouldn't mind if you are cute, funny, and smart...easy enough right?
Really, an actual sense of humor will go a long way.