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newjacob

35 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Asshole with a heart of gold
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making a face that would have you think "he's deep in thought and possibly close to a solution...I won't bother him".
Works about 50/50
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the right thing at the right time...saying the wrong thing most of the time. Crying every time I watch the scene in Forest Gump when Forest asks Jenny if their son is ''normal''.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my pants like Kriss Kross
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...Bill Fuckin Murray...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This, that, and the other thing, and three other things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crossing my fingers
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I wouldn't mind if you are cute, funny, and smart...easy enough right?
Really, an actual sense of humor will go a long way. Boobs also will go a long way