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newjacob

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Asshole with a heart of gold
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making a face that would have you think "he's deep in thought and possibly close to a solution...I won't bother him".
Works about 50/50
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the right thing at the right time...saying the wrong thing most of the time. Crying every time I watch the scene in Forest Gump when Forest asks Jenny if their son is ''normal''.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my pants like Kriss Kross
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...Bill Fuckin Murray...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This, that, and the other thing, and three other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What goes on in a girls mind when she is deciding on an outfit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crossing my fingers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own far more legos than any man over 30 should, but come on, you don't throw those things out. They are currently on loan to my nephew back home, but I pine. Even if I had them here you couldn't play, because you don't know how, because you are a girl...sorry, it's science
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I wouldn't mind if you are cute, funny, and smart...easy enough right?
Really, an actual sense of humor will go a long way.