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Clown_Fart

33 New York, NY Man

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  • Ages 25–46
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My details

Last online
Today – 11:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Law school
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I'm trying to figure out who I am, not who I want to be like.

"Everyone is after their 'look'. Since you can no longer set any store by your own existence..., all that remains is to perform AN APPEARING ACT, without bothering to BE, or even to be seen. It is not: 'I exist, I'm here', but 'I'm visible, I'm image - look, look!' This is not even narcissim. It's a depthless extraversion, a kind of promotional ingenuousness in which everyone becomes impresario of his/her own appearance." - Jean Baudrillard, Screened Out

I can't wait to explain to people in 30 years that Michael Jackson was a real person who actually existed. There's just no way they're going to believe me when I tell them that he started off black then turned white, he was the King of Pop and he married the daughter of the King of Rock, he had a detachable nose, he lived in an amusement park, his best friend was a monkey and everyone hated him because they thought he touched little boys, but then he died and everyone loved him again.

"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he does good not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it." - Mikhail Bakunin

I know I'm not the first, but I'm trying something I heard Tim Ferriss mention on some podcast where you try not to complain. If you DO complain, you have follow the complaint up with exploring how you're going to deal with/resolve the thing you're complaining about.

Copying this from another profile: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25410883
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently left my job managing real estate to work full time on a social network dedicated to giving. I also plan on doing more writing, stand-up comedy, and filmmaking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not peeing for an abnormally long time.

Not eating for an abnormally long time.

Facial recognition. I can spot a C-list celebrity or childhood school-mate from a 100 feet in a split second. I am also good at utilizing this skill to avoid people I don't want to speak to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair? It's blonde, but not that blonde, that's just my best guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Voltaire's Bastards, Mind Hunter, The Idiot, Freakonomics, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, Stranger In a Strange Land, Ishmael, Sex at Dawn, The Meme Machine, The Signal and the Noise, Where Good Ideas Come From, Ready Player One.

Movies: Superbad, Memento, The Dark Knight, Enemy, Gross Pointe Blank, Looper, most Kubrick (I worship the man). I love movies and I'm pretty easy to please as long as I know what to expect. I really didn't like Prometheus.

TV shows: Peep Show, Extras, Deadwood, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Daily Show, Fargo, GoT, True Detective, Louie

Podcasts: This American Life, Radiolab, How Did This Get Made, Planet Money, Freakonomics, Snap Judgment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Amazon Prime
Seamless
Netflix
Sweets
A cold room for sleeping in
Animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we could solve problems without using force.

How we have the technological know-how to solve all the major problems that face us, but lack only the will.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No set thing, sometimes the gym, sometimes a quiet night in after a long week, sometimes hanging with friends, getting delicious food (I mean, everyone likes that right?). Most of all I hope to be talking about fascinating things, unfortunately such discussions seem in alarmingly short supply.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have a rat-tail and wore exclusively sweatpants until the sixth grade. I'll admit anything, I think if there's something about yourself you're afraid to say, then that's a sign you should probably say it. I like the show Justified.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy starting from a position of contrarianism. If you tend to think that everyone is doing everything all wrong.

If you think it's weird that your teeth are the only part of your skeleton that pops out of your skin.