I have ever idea of what I am doing.
I am an expert at everything except women.
I just moved back to Vegas by accident. Long story. I rent a house. I pay my bills. I work from home because I understand computers and Google.
I can do the following impressions:
1. Matthew McConaughey - really good
2. Bear from The Cleveland Show" - perfect
3. Ronald Regan - really good
4. Ross Perot - perfect
5. Kermit the frog - really good
I served in the Marines for 5 years.
I earned my BA in Political Science.
I wrote a screenplay that got made into a feature film.
I'm looking for a woman who is serious about life and is done sewing her oats.
I like the following:
2. Organic food
3. Conservatism, Libertarianism
I don't like the following:
1. Obama and her husband
3. Shaved eyebrows on any woman.
4. Smokers of any kind.
6. Kardashians of any kind.