2. Better looking friends
3. Shaved eyebrows YUCK!
4. Stuffing food in your mouth.
5. Hanging out with dudes photos.
6. Drunk photos
7. Weird faces photos
8. Far away photos. Why even put them up?
I'm the most interesting man in the world. Dogs like me and will howl at the moon when I leave. Cats, well, I hate cats but I'm the cat's meow. Kids really like me, even when I am not around. Babies stop crying when I hold them and cry when I give them back. I can make anyone laugh in about 10 seconds without telling a joke. Ex-girlfriends look me up even though they are married (Not to me). And when I drink beer, I only drink imported even if I am out of the country.
I am so excited that Obama is going to be impeached.