I'm new-ish to the bay from SoCal (going on 10 months). I'm full of energy, outgoing, and often outrageous/inappropriate. I have no filter. I love dogs, especially my pup Winston (black lab) and let him on all the furniture....if this weirds you out you are not the man for me. :) I'm half party girl, half homebody and I can usually find fun in anything. If you were trapped in an elevator with me, we would have a FANTASTIC time. A good round of witty banter is a bigger aphrodisiac for me than anything else.

I like to hike and can usually keep up. I don't know many of the trails out here and my dog silently judges me daily because of this. My other exercise of choice is Bikram Yoga and I just got into trampoline aerobics as well (it's awesome!). I love to watch basketball and football (with lots of beer) but I'll keep my basketball team to myself since I'm not from the bay and wouldn't be caught dead in a Warriors or Kings jersey. ;)

I love to write and just started a blog that I'm equally proud and embarrassed about. Writing is a big time hobby of mine, as well as singing (used to perform in Musical theatre).

Someone recently told me there is "nothing subtle about me". I got a big kick out of this. It's actually pretty dead on. I'm an extremely passionate person and the phrase "go big or go home" was coined for a chick like me.

I've been told quite a bit that I think like a guy. This is mainly because you can literally tell me anything and I won't flinch or be offended. I'm a extroverted person who needs a real, strong man (preferably with some sexy stubble). On the flipside, I'm girly when it comes to cooking (I own many frilly aprons), my style (I love dresses and high heels) and cuddling (I call little spoon!). Also, I think birthdays are a huge deal and I am freak about the holidays! It's all in good fun but I'm definitely eccentric with presents, costumes and decor. If you think that's adorable, you may be the man of my dreams.

I have my dream job at a south bay startup. I'm head over heels for my company and about what I do for a living. I have always been ambitious and career oriented and look for the same qualities in the person I date.

Everything.....kidding. I'm good at conversation, making people laugh, hosting parties, cooking, singing, being spontaneous and having fun, my career, picking up new and fun hobbies etc etc!

My energy....it's infectious! Physically, probably my smile, I usually have one on my face.

So much to say!! I LOVE food and am a total fat kid at heart :) Sushi and Mexican are my fave but I do not discriminate! I don't know the area well enough to know all the estaurants and that makes me so sad! :( Shows I love: Dexter, HomeLand, How I Met Your Mother, Smash, 30 Rock etc etc. Music: It's a big mix but I hate country. Florence+the machine is stuck on repeat right now. I have a crazy mix of music I love, anything from Queen, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Dave it goes forever. Movies: I tend to lean towards comedy (I am fluent in movie quoting), love any of the old classics like Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Old School, Blades of Glory, love scary movies too but only if you'l let me squeeze your arm!

LOVE, my amazing friends and family, my adorable Winston, music, a career I love, red wine/dirty martinis

Ways to make life more fun/happy....anything from cooking to decorating my apartment, hiking etc etc etc. I love to be busy and active.

Winnie (my nickname for Winston) and I relaxing at home. OR out with new friends, wine tasting, new restaurants, dancing.

I once ate an entire large pizza by myself.....and laughed for about an hour.....and then cried a little bit.

......you're really funny, intelligent, quick witted, not afraid to be a dork, secure in who you are, happy with your life, love to dance, are handsome and upbeat/fun
(on a superficial note my type is tall and brunette)

You should NOT message me if:
-if there's a selfie shirtless photo taken in your bathroom mirror. I would never be able to stop making fun of you, my head would explode.
-you are looking for a three-way with your GF (and no I'm not flattered by your solicitation)
-your message merely says: hey sexy, what up sexy, want to get drinks sexy OR any other variation of that. I don't need an essay but show me you care at least a little when you write me
-you are WAY older or younger than me <----I hope this isn't perceived as mean, I just know what I prefer :)
-you are shy or low energy (we are not compatible, trust me)