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newtobirmingham

26 M Wandsworth, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I was newtobirmingham - now I'm newtolondon and would like to find someone to explore my new home with.

I'm not big on describing myself, so if you want to find out who I am, let's chat. With that said, as a short cut for those who know their pop psychology, my MBTI is INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
I guess I'm still trying to figure that out. For now I work in advertising near the charming Elephant and Castle.
I’m really good at
A number of things: cooking, the occasional sarcastic comment or wise-crack, procrastination, over analysing every situation whilst missing all the crucial details and getting completely lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
At the moment the list reads:
Bookes - Darkly Dreaming Dexter and the rest of the Dexter series
Movies - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Thank You For Smoking
Shows - The Newsroom, Homeland, The West Wing, Studio 60
Music - Linkin Park, The Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars
Food - Massuman Curry, Tikka Massala, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Many many alarm clocks. I have been known to turn them off in my sleep.

Google Maps. I have no sense of direction.

Pepsi Max. I have a slight caffeine addiction.

My film collection.

White chocolate.

Let's finish with what everyone says, close friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether if I imagine an alternate, fantastical world, would it continue to exist after I stop imagining it, and would that make me that world's god. Expanding on the thought, perhaps this reality is the long forgotten dream of a someone that has since woken up.

Why there are still so many zombies in the Walking Dead - it's been over a year since the zombie apocalypse, decomposition will have wiped out all but the newest of zombies.

That the use of the word literally is perfectly legitimate when employing metaphor and hyperbole. That those people who insist that I should use the word figuratively are really instructing me to de-emphasise my statements and to use a less emphatic simile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying in with friends, maybe watching a movie or maybe going to a bar. I'm not a big nightclub fan although the occasional trip is good.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to.

OR if you have some constructive-criticism of my profile and can suggest areas that I may wish to alter.