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27 Wandsworth, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 31
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was newtobirmingham - now I'm newtolondon and would like to find someone to explore my new home with.

I'm not big on describing myself, so if you want to find out who I am, let's chat. With that said, as a short cut for those who know their pop psychology, my MBTI is INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess I'm still trying to figure that out. For now I work in advertising near the charming Elephant and Castle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A number of things: cooking, the occasional sarcastic comment or wise-crack, procrastination, over analysing every situation whilst missing all the crucial details and getting completely lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I'm posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
At the moment the list reads:
Bookes - Darkly Dreaming Dexter and the rest of the Dexter series
Movies - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Thank You For Smoking
Shows - The Newsroom, Homeland, The West Wing, Studio 60
Music - Linkin Park, The Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars
Food - Massuman Curry, Tikka Massala, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Many many alarm clocks. I have been known to turn them off in my sleep.

Google Maps. I have no sense of direction.

Pepsi Max. I have a slight caffeine addiction.

My film collection.

White chocolate.

Let's finish with what everyone says, close friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether if I imagine an alternate, fantastical world, would it continue to exist after I stop imagining it, and would that make me that world's god. Expanding on the thought, perhaps this reality is the long forgotten dream of a someone that has since woken up.

Why there are still so many zombies in the Walking Dead - it's been over a year since the zombie apocalypse, decomposition will have wiped out all but the newest of zombies.

That the use of the word literally is perfectly legitimate when employing metaphor and hyperbole. That those people who insist that I should use the word figuratively are really instructing me to de-emphasise my statements and to use a less emphatic simile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably staying in with friends, maybe watching a movie or maybe going to a bar. I'm not a big nightclub fan although the occasional trip is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
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You want to.

OR if you have some constructive-criticism of my profile and can suggest areas that I may wish to alter.