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newyorkmonkey

34 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm having a much easier time with these lists down below. What a delight! It really is like something made for Stefan, the Bill Hader character on SNL. (You didn't need me to spell that out. Or maybe you did. That's fine: YouTube it! Or don't, if you come from a foreign country and feel like that's too much cultural reference. Or do, because Stefan's really funny!!!)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lapsed history student-turned-journalist-turned-foundation web/editor type. It's a strange intersection of things, and, in all truth, I'd rather be doing one of those: foundation/human rights work OR journalism - but so far, "this is what we have."

I've lived a few places, including St. Petersburg, Russia; Berlin; the Bay Area; and a pretty rural part of Wisconsin.
I’m really good at
Singing (sometimes); making lists; baking an apple charlotte; biking from Brooklyn to Manhattan; batting my eyelashes; coming up with poems appropriate for an occasion; overthinking things (also sometimes).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Passion, by Jeanette Winterson
Headlong, Michael Frayne
The Dictionary of the Khazars, Milorad Pavic
...
Harold and Maude
Kryzstof Kieslowski's Red, White, Blue trilogy
Arizona Dream
Bonnie and Clyde
Soapdish

I most recently saw Fiona Apple, sang vocalises, and dj'ed an amazing, intoxicated midnight set at a friend's house that included The Animal Cracker song by Melanie and a lot of Lou Reed.

I eat everything.
The six things I could never do without
Wine; NPR/podcasts; a travel agent ("Ask me about my travel agent!"); a gym membership; recently, the soundtrack to a music documentary called Hecho en Mexico; alas, an internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Religion. Cultural signifiers. Feminism. Shoes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really know how to make drip coffee.

I fell asleep during "In the Mood for Love."

I find Amy Goodman irritating.

(Also, this isn't really private, but I'm sorry if I "rated" you! I think it's a bizarre concept, but couldn't figure out another way to save a name or profile for a while!)
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating