It's been a while since I've filled out an 'about me section'... I left this section mostly blank, but after receiving a slew of 'hey' messages, I think it's high time I give you something you can sink your teeth into. People often feel compelled to describe me and the feedback I hear the most is "I never know what you're going to say next." Of course I take that as a compliment because I like to think of myself as mistress of interesting conversation with a rapier wit! I understand it's hard to feel sparks about someone when reading their self description (I think I can feel my own eyes glazing over as I ceaselessly type away about myself), but that's where that little message button comes in handy.

In short?
I'm a 20 year old with bright eyes brimming with big dreams and even bigger boobs. juuuuuuust kidding.

but seriously, I know you were thinking about it. Keep reading.

I'm a pseudo-librarian with high hopes of doing science things for the good of humanity with my life

keeping my word
kidding around
being excruciatingly polite (really, one time I had a conversation with a Canadian and between all of the 'please's 'thank you's and 'pardon me's I was told that I am a very nice lady)
seeing the bright side
inspiring people, apparently.
budgeting
suggestive eyebrow waggling
accents

My hair, my teeth, and my smile. I think it honestly depends on the person, because I get...varied reactions when people first meet me. All positive though! Personality-wise: my sense of humor. People tend to laugh a lot when I share their company.

books: Brave New World, Slaughterhouse Five, The Great Gatsby, Anna Karenina, East of Eden, Candide, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Como Agua Para Chocolate, Bossypants...anything engrossing. I have a new favorite book every week, but these are my all-time favorites.

movies: Y Tu Mama Tambien, Independence Day, Lost in Translation, Midnight in Paris

shows: 30 Rock, Community, Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Venture Bros., Masterpiece Theatre (which is pretty much just BBC castoffs)

music: this is a hard one because it changes every week. Ones I always go back to would be Muse, Pixies, and The Cramps

food: lots and lots of indian food. Actually, most things except dishes with too many onions and mushrooms. Livermush is pretty good. I like bread a lot, and even bake it myself.

1) sleep
2) internet
3) internet
4) internet
5) sleep
6) human contact sometimes

school and the future. how to travel on a budget. space. twerking at UNESCO world heritage sites. Pitbull vs. Daddy Yankee and why they are equal cancer on the music industry

doing absolutely nothing, hence why I'm here.

Yeezy, I ain't your right girl.

if you insist, I have a few lines in a legit rap song devoted to me. I'm not quite sure how THAT one happened.

If you're willing to meet me.

If you interpret 'near me' loosely.

If you have chest hair

If you see a red or orange dot beside my name (you can only do so much with a 'hey' from a stranger on the internet...this isn't omegle, get it together ya'll)

If you agree that mythical "chemistry" or a "connection" is just another way to say "love at first sight"

If you have repeatedly visited my profile, please go ahead and talk to me. I don't bite...unless you want me to. ;)