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26 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Very often
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
* Dedicated to fiction writing even though it's cancerous, sock-puppeting self-medication.
* Oscillate between extreme introversion and gregariousness.
* Ex-illustrator/screen-printer/blacklight painter
* Relate more to women and gay men than with most straight men.
* LED-threaded constellation pajamas.
* Hand out roman candles at parties.
* Listen, experience the present, and fully absorb what people have to say, either conversationally or artistically (I don't have or want a smartphone).
* Miss southern weather.
* Absent-minded as fuck.
* Synaesthetic.
* Misinterpret what people say/mean in surrealistic ways.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing a novel with pizza money.
I’m really good at
"I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really, really well."
The first things people usually notice about me
"You need to eat."
"What's wrong"
"Are you gay?"
"Slow down."
"Answer your phone."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
DFW <3 #1, Calviiiinnooo, Joyce, Lost in the Funhouse, Street of Crocodiles, The Poetics of Space, Moby Dick, The Bluest Eye, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Finding a Form, The Castle, Revolutionary Road, Uranometria, H.A. Rey's The Stars/Find the Constellations, Little Nemo in Slumberland, Black Hole, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Twilight (Gregory Crewdson).

Vonnegut > Robbins, Calvino > Vonnegut.
(I've read less than 10% of the books I own.)

Mogwai is my personality.
P-funk/Afrobeat/soul, psych & garage, tropicalia, spooky doo-wop, dense sex texture, cherry-flavored squish guitars, 80s goth & glitter, chromakey bismuth, music box seance, Moog, vibraphone jazz, space noise/feedback vortex, cicadas, blue-hour drippy pine invocations, grain silo reverb, anything paulstretched.
Dilla, SRC, Silver Apples, Steve Reich atm.

Every 80s Spielberg suburban adventure, 2001, Edward Scissorhands, Barberella, Zeta One, Truman Show, Star Wars, Mad Men, Wonder Years, Ren & Stimpy, Pete & Pete, Nick @ Nite, Twin Peaks, Adv. Time, Heathers, Gingersnaps, Charlie Kaufman.

Juno is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Animal Crossing.
Ocarina of Time on acid.
The six things I could never do without
Work / illusion of purpose.
Other people and their work.
Cats. Or self-awareness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My work, RE (if you care):
Constellations, Apollo 11, architecture and suburban planning, environmental psych, isolation, fireworks, the desert, humidity/fog, curatorism/retromania/60s fetishism, retirement/vacation/nostalgically dystopian time-trap communities, literary technique & purpose, etc.


Writing vs. going outside, and doing neither,
why assertive drivers went extinct in Portland,
fucking naked bodies,
whether or not I'm an adult,
the black cloud of male stereotypes and the douchebags who nurture them/bring us all down,
...(and with that said) how any feminist with half a mind could justify giddily indulging in misandry and expect progress (I'm looking at you, OKC profiles).
how much money I have left.
what could possibly become of me.
all that jazz.
On a typical Friday night I am
the party monster in hibernation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fuck histrionics. Anything you ask me with reasonable intent. Knocking myself down and converting whatever shame or humiliation it is into an ok anecdote is my version of a good time.

I love smoking weed but almost never do. That feels like a private thing to admit around here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I'm the treasure you dug out of this human Goodwill.