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ngc_1976

26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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* Oscillate between extreme introversion and gregariousness.
* Ex-illustrator/screen-printer/blacklight painter.
* Dedicated to fiction writing even though it's cancerous, sock-puppeting self-medication.
* Relate more to women and gay men than with most straight men.
* LED-threaded constellation pajamas.
* Hand out roman candles at parties.
* Listen, absorb the present, and focus like a lazer on what people have to say, either conversationally or artistically (I don't have or want a smartphone), despite having a terrible memory.
* From Atlanta / South Carolina coast. Miss humidity, searing heat, woodsy suburbs, and salty, sulfur-stinking sea air but nothing else.
* Absent-minded as fuck.
* No sense of direction.
* Synaesthetic.
* Terrible hearing & misinterpret what people say/mean in surrealistic ways.
* I want to live and work in a bomb shelter.

http://tubularrockets.tumblr.com/
http://j-j-j-juice.blogspot.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing a novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really, really well."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You need to eat."
"You're late."
"What's wrong"
"Are you gay?"
"Slow down."
"Answer your phone." / "You need a new phone." / "Why can't you get a phone that texts?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DFW <3 #1, Calviiiinnooo, Joyce, Lost in the Funhouse, Street of Crocodiles, The Poetics of Space, Moby Dick, The Bluest Eye, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Finding a Form, The Castle, Revolutionary Road, Uranometria, H.A. Rey's The Stars/Find the Constellations, Little Nemo in Slumberland, Black Hole, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Twilight (Gregory Crewdson), the dictionary (that's right, I read that bitch).

Vonnegut > Robbins, Calvino > Vonnegut.

Mogwai is my personality.
P-funk/Afrobeat/soul, psych & garage, tropicalia, spooky doo-wop, cherry-flavored guitars, 80s goth & glitter, chromakey bismuth, music box seances, Moog, vibraphone jazz, space noise/feedback vortex, cicadas, grain silo reverb, anything paulstretched.
Dilla, SRC, Silver Apples, Steve Reich atm.

Every 80s Spielberg suburban adventure, 2001, Edward Scissorhands, Barberella, Zeta One, Truman Show, Star Wars, Mad Men, Wonder Years, Ren & Stimpy, Pete & Pete, Nick @ Nite, Twin Peaks, Adv. Time, Heathers, Gingersnaps, Charlie Kaufman.

Juno is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Truffle oil, vanilla soft serve concentrate, tropical Wonka, cilantro, rare-ass steak, fatty-ass baked mac & cheese, peaches, watermelon, pussy, Firefly vodka, vanilla Cruzan, the green Indian naan dip.

Animal Crossing.
Ocarina of Time on acid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bed.
Wonder.
Sex.
Work / illusion of purpose.
Other people and their work.
Cats. Or self-awareness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My work, RE (if you care):
Constellations, Apollo 11, architecture and suburban planning, environmental psych, isolation, fireworks, the desert, humidity/fog, curatorism/retromania/60s fetishism, retirement/vacation/nostalgically dystopian time-trap communities, literary technique & purpose, etc.

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Writing vs. going outside, and doing neither,
why it takes Portland drivers four minutes to complete a turn,
Portland's homogeneity, false utopian lack of conflict = lack of serious art?,
drunk reverie,
whether or not I'm an adult,
the black cloud of male stereotypes and the douchebags who nurture them/bring us all down,
...(and with that said) how any feminist with half a mind could justify giddily indulging in misandry and expect progress (I'm looking at you, OKC profiles).
how much money I have left.
if all the world's religious texts were swapped for literature.
why anyone laughs at Arrested Development,
fucking naked bodies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the party monster in hibernation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fuck histrionics. Anything you ask me with reasonable intent. Converting shame and humiliation into an ok anecdote is my idea of a good time.

I love smoking weed but almost never do. That feels like a private thing to admit around here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
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I'm the treasure you dug out of this human Goodwill.