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27 Portland, OR Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:21pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Very often
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Has cats
My self-summary
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1/2 broody-moody cliche-ass introvert + 1/2 flamboyant, lanky ole laughing gas-distended dipshit balloon.

I'm also a synaesthetic blacklight painter-turned-fiction-writer-turned-pizza-prince-of-the-degenerate-Burnside-lowlives exiled to a bunker full of star projectors and titanium quartz.

This is totally dumb. There's no other way to write this without it sounding like a resume to Burger King or the ad for a personal going-out-of-business sale so uhhhhhh fuck it, can we just doodle monsters with Mr. Sketch markers, watch sparklers through kaleidoscope glasses, meticulously compare and contrast the aesthetic properties of malachite, azurite, and chrysocolla, dig underlined passages out of books, and generally just clown it down (but preferably not til we're dead in the ground)?

And since this is a running theme:
Atlanta > Charleston > Baltimore > Here
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing a novel.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You need to eat."
"You're late."
"What's wrong"
"Slow down."
"Where are you going?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DFW, Calvino, DeLillo, Joyce, Lost in the Funhouse, Street of Crocodiles, The Poetics of Space, The Bluest Eye, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Finding a Form, The Castle, Revolutionary Road, Uranometria, H.A. Rey's The Stars/Find the Constellations, Little Nemo in Slumberland, Black Hole, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

Gregory Crewdson, James Turrell, Max Ernst, Mark Rothko, Magritte, Verner Panton, Moebius, Edmund Dulac, Windsor McKay, Zdzislaw Beksinski, Daniel Danger

P-funk, tropicalia, spooky doo-wop, analogue bubblebaths, druzy chime oceans, cherry-flavored reverb, gothy glitter, chromakey bismuth with vibraphone clusters, squamulous whirligigs, harps, and a delayed slide whistle amplified through toy commercials and transmissions from the dead. Cicadas.

Nick @ Nite sitcoms, 80s Spielberg-ian suburbia, 2001, Edward Scissorhands, Virgin Suicides, Barberella, Zeta One, Mad Men, Wonder Years, Freaks & Geeks, Louie, Girls, Ren & Stimpy, Pete & Pete, Twin Peaks, Adv. Time, Heathers, Gingersnaps, Charlie Kaufman.

The Gold Ring, vanilla soft serve concentrate, cilantro, steak, Throat Coat, Nerd rope, Paula Deen mac & cheese, peach Nehi, watermelon, ass, Firefly vodka, vanilla Cruzan, and Trolli sour watermelon sharks.

Ocarina of Time on acid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
work, nocturnal atmosphere, touch, curiosity/awe, other artists, self-awareness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who farted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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I'm the treasure you dug out of this human Goodwill.