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33 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:01am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a collection of varied pieces, some imperfect, attempting to navigate towards and define the idea of happiness.

Kinda sounds like bullshit, but it's true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
enjoying myself more and more everyday. trying to bring ideas into a form..because making things is what gives me real satisfaction. acknowledging my weaknesses and addressing them. breaking down walls that i didnt know i had built. connecting with people. connecting with nature. defining what i want my future to look like.

im an artist at a video game im into robots, space and 'wizard-shit*.'

*anything that implies general wizardry. further clarification provided upon request.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being 'embarrassingly incapable of' and 5 'i got this shit':

dancing 5*
drawing silly cartoons 5
public speaking 2
cooking 1-3
marksmanship 4
dressing myself 4 (strictly wolf t-shirts)
panicking 5
handling emergency situations 0
being realwitchu 5
sweating profusely when nervous 5
geometry 3.14
listing strengths 1

The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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peanut butter. garlic. coffee. kale. and everything else. except cilantro. ill admit to recently eating a bag of cheetos using only gravity and my face.

Oh and a super grilled veggie burrito from papalote.

And super duper burger is like eating enlightenment.

music [of late]:
frank ocean. tame impala. cold showers. groundislava. ariel pink. oh, and 90's rnb makes me dance.

My carefully curated aaliyah pandora station will never disappoint and is perfect for cooking and kitchen dancing.

wet hot american summer! supernaturally scary like the the shining or the exorcist. and documentaries by Werner Herzog. and action movies from when i was a kid I.e. terminator, krull (gold stars x10 if you even know what that is), and Conan.

Nowadays my favorite movies are things I can watch endlessly that are light. I used to say Darren Aronofsky, but to be honest, that stuff is too heavy to watch more than once a year.

h.p.lovecraft. carl sagan. jon krakauer. Kurt Vonnegut, like everyone else ( because he's legit).

this american life. radiolab. Serial was overhyped imho. Pumped to get into Invisibilia!

GoT. Broad City. Anthony Bourdain. His show Parts Unknown is great cuz it's like food/travel porn.

why isn't art a category??
schiele. klimt. ashley wood. toulouse-lautrec. charles demuth. carlos haunte. tauba auerbach. and on and on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the pacific ocean
a surfboard
a burrito from papalote
the support of my family and friends
music. all day. erday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i personally describe a life well-lived. where i want to travel. when i leave san francisco to find my own home. why no one else is terrified on this plane. why math doesn't make sense to me. how people afford homes in california. how similar i am to my parents. how far technology will progress in my lifetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out/in. figuring out how im going to get into the water on saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear retainers at night.. When im alone.
You should message me if
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You have an absurd sense of humor and aren't turned off by vulgarity.

You could describe yourself with the word 'goofy'.

You like to surf, climb, or anything active that may yield a good sweat.

You don't feel the need to wear makeup cuz that ain't real.