***I am allergic to cats and can't stand smokers- thanks anyway!*** (here's where 2/3 of you click the "next" button)
(Can't I be more specific and put that I am a zillionaire on here? Why can't I put "more than a bazillion dollars" under the "income segment here?
FURTHER STILL, MISS IMPATIENT!!!
look to the right. In the next column
Here's what I "bring to the table":
I have my sh*t together.
I have two loving parents. Two loving brothers.
I have my college degrees.
I have my investments.
I have my own place. No roommates.
I have my own car. And yes it runs. I paid cash for it and drove it off the lot 15 years ago. Just put a new engine in it a year and a half ago. Classic, red, no-longer-make-it, t-top sportscar.
I have no STDs.
I'm not abusive.
I am nobody's "baby's fadda."
I have no psycho ex-girlfriend(s).
I have no drama.
I don't stink. I don't have bad breath.
I have a full head of natural hair, lol!!!
I don't smoke and I am not on any illegal drugs.
I have Tony Starks' personality and Peter Parker's wallet.
I am talented as hell. Or- as my Nike t-shirts attest: "Lazy But Talented" \(^_^)/
I'm just an average joe living his life, plain and simple.
Do I have problems/issues? Sure, who doesn't.
Do I have "drama" per se? No.
Do I have my ups and downs. Sure, I'm human like anyone else.
Love may know no bounds, but my wallet does; so if you live in like Zimbabwe- or indianapolis -don't bother. Please- Spare me.
I am very hard on myself. If I can't advance in the direction(s) I choose, I want to be left alone. If I can't be who- or what -I want to be, I want society to go f*cking hang.
And I'm a sucker for dogs (^_^).
***I won't go out with a woman with a guy's name. This list includes- but is not limited to -Sam, Alex, Chris, Kris & Jo.***
***If you have 4 kids and 3 jobs, this will not work. You don't have time as it is. Be honest with YourSELF.***
STRIKE ONE: ***how if your main profile pic shows you frowning/looking like a complete bitch, I know EYE'm not gonna want to see that when I come home- from ANYWHERE -so why would any OTHER guy?***
STRIKE TWO: ***how you have to be honest with yourself: Do YOU already live a comfortable lifestyle and really don't want a guy invading it all? Do you have "time" for a relationship? Do you have SPACE for a relationship, both in your heart and your mind? Hell, do you have time for a drink? A phone call for 15 minutes? Sex? I mean, if you can't Respond "Yes" to ANY of these- or To A Text -then YOU DON'T. And if you don't, please save us BOTH the trouble and don't type me!***
STRIKE THREE: ***If we're going to make plans for a FIRST date, you cancel and DON'T Suggest Alternative Plans? THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT.***