Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

nhl_nut

40 M Cary, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
***PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE PROFILE WITH ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.'S VOICE (from "Iron Man" specifically) in mind***: (Jarvis, Where the hell are the pictures of me from the Marilyn Manson concert I went to in July? I DID take some, didn't I...OH. WE'RE LIVE? Okay then, here we go:)

***I am allergic to cats and can't stand smokers- thanks anyway!*** (here's where 2/3 of you click the "next" button)

(Can't I be more specific and put that I am a zillionaire on here? Why can't I put "more than a bazillion dollars" under the "income segment here?

Further down...

Further...

Fuuuuuuuuuuurther....

FURTHER!!!!

FURTHER STILL, MISS IMPATIENT!!!
Now,
look to the right. In the next column
-----------------------------------------------------------------> See?)

Here's what I "bring to the table":

I have my sh*t together.

I have two loving parents. Two loving brothers.

I have my college degrees.

I have my investments.

I have my own place. No roommates.

I have my own car. And yes it runs. I paid cash for it and drove it off the lot 15 years ago. Just put a new engine in it a year and a half ago. Classic, red, no-longer-make-it, t-top sportscar.

I have no STDs.

I'm not abusive.

I am nobody's "baby's fadda."

I have no psycho ex-girlfriend(s).

I have no drama.

I don't stink. I don't have bad breath.

I have a full head of natural hair, lol!!!

I don't smoke and I am not on any illegal drugs.

I have Tony Starks' personality and Peter Parker's wallet.

I am talented as hell. Or- as my Nike t-shirts attest: "Lazy But Talented" \(^_^)/

I'm just an average joe living his life, plain and simple.

Do I have problems/issues? Sure, who doesn't.

Do I have "drama" per se? No.

Do I have my ups and downs. Sure, I'm human like anyone else.

Love may know no bounds, but my wallet does; so if you live in like Zimbabwe- or indianapolis -don't bother. Please- Spare me.

I am very hard on myself. If I can't advance in the direction(s) I choose, I want to be left alone. If I can't be who- or what -I want to be, I want society to go f*cking hang.

And I'm a sucker for dogs (^_^).

***I won't go out with a woman with a guy's name. This list includes- but is not limited to -Sam, Alex, Chris, Kris & Jo.***

***If you have 4 kids and 3 jobs, this will not work. You don't have time as it is. Be honest with YourSELF.***

STRIKE ONE: ***how if your main profile pic shows you frowning/looking like a complete bitch, I know EYE'm not gonna want to see that when I come home- from ANYWHERE -so why would any OTHER guy?***

STRIKE TWO: ***how you have to be honest with yourself: Do YOU already live a comfortable lifestyle and really don't want a guy invading it all? Do you have "time" for a relationship? Do you have SPACE for a relationship, both in your heart and your mind? Hell, do you have time for a drink? A phone call for 15 minutes? Sex? I mean, if you can't Respond "Yes" to ANY of these- or To A Text -then YOU DON'T. And if you don't, please save us BOTH the trouble and don't type me!***

STRIKE THREE: ***If we're going to make plans for a FIRST date, you cancel and DON'T Suggest Alternative Plans? THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT.***
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard at becoming an alcoholic (didja notice under "Drinks" I put "desperately"?), watching football at the moment, walking my dog (between halftimes), enjoying the weather...hell I don't know; I mean, once you have all the things listed above, what's next? And why would I even want more anyway?! WHAT'S "MORE"?

I...AM VOLTAGE MAN. LIKE ALL THE TIME.
I...AM IRON MAN. On Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays.
I...AM BATMAN on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
And damn Superman on Saturdays.
Spiderman on freakin' Sundays \(&_&)/
I'm typing this slightly inebriated now
I’m really good at
a) pissing people off; b) making love; c) being a role model (despite my "Not A Role Model" Nike t-shirt); d) sleeping and e) being a billionaire, genius, playboy philanthropist lol
The first things people usually notice about me
a) my INSANELY SEXY, PIERCING EYES \(&_&)/ or my WICKED SMILE >;)

aa) that I look like and overweight Matthew however-the-hell-you-spell-MCConnahey lol

b) Well, maybe my shoulders, dimples & voice. All at once, lol! :)

c) That I am actually CLOSE to you! I don't live in Iowa, Puerto Rico (same place, lol) or the People's Republic of Hoo-Gee-Habba-Whaat!

So I'm "dangerous": I'm within striking distance!!! BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID, MUWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! >:)

d) I really, REALLY hate indianapolis; to the point where I won't even give it a capital "I" just to show my general disdain for the entire heartless city; same with the carolina tarholes. I despise them, their university, their teams & their fans. This is where 90% of (the RESY of) you say "goodbye" and go on to the next profile (^_^)

e) that "WITH MY MIGHTY FISTS OF HORROR- AND UNSTOPPABLE CRUELTY -I, AM THE TOOL, OF DESTRUCTION, VENGEANCE, AND FURY!!!!!!!!!!" -Invader Zim (just giving credit where credit is due (and so I don't get sued)) \(^_^)/

f) and that I look like George Clooney on crack \(^_^)/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
***My job reminds me A LOT of "Bringing Out The Dead" featuring Nicholas Cage- ever see it?***

A) My favorite song is "Last Good Time In Town" by The Eagles. 2nd place is "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood & The Destroyers.

Also LOVE Metallica, Korn, Audioslave, Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, ALICE IN CHAINS, Creed, Drowning Pool, Rage Against The Machine, System Of A Down, ATB, Sade, Barry White, Wynton Marsalis blah blah blah She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy I dunno- I got nothin'...lol.

B) What's what's wrong with having a drink beFORE work (trust me, if you had MY job, you'd drink too!), having a hot shower, a cold drink & watching the Panthers game? ("Woo-hoo!" -Homer Simpson)

SH*T- I'm REEEEEEEEEEEALLY not sticking to the topic here, am I...? (And I'll bet you didn't even NOTICE!)

C) Consequently, I don't really watch ANY mainstream TV. I watch MLB.TV via my XBOX360 and have DVDs of Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Phineas & Ferb and Invader Zim \(^_^)/
The six things I could never do without
My (albeit dark) sense of humor
My lemon beagle
Iced coffee/caffeine
Hockey, a hot shower & A/C
Deodorant/body spray(s)
Toothbrush/toothpaste
Condoms lol- isn't this like 10 things...? :)

(life approach, attitude & philosophy. And how everyone takes everything Too Damn Seriously. I mean, if my bit on the condoms thing above scares you or something, you have no sense of humor. People freak out over nothings and take the serious stuff not seriously enough!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Awesome I am \(^_^)/ <----smiley face, rocking the f*ck out AND YES I INVENTED IT. IT'S COPYRIGHTED!!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
a) VOLTAGE MAN.

b) continuing to think about how Awesome I am \(^_^)/

c) At freakin' work 'til damn 11pm, fighting crime...sigh...

or...

d) ...playing the Guitar Hero/Rock Band drums on the XBOX360 both drunk and naked simultaneously on Expert, finishing the song and kicking its ass, lol!!!! \(^_^)/

OOOOOORRRRRR...

e) ...playing Halo 'til my eyes bleed. Or I have 33 kills. Whichever happens first. (Did I mention that I AM A PART-TIME SNIPER A N D ROMANCE NOVELIST?!)

f) stalking hockey players for autographs (^_^)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
a) I have a secret identity, and

b) I am sitting here, typing this at 6am in a Ninja Turtles t-shirt and Cleveland Browns hat. No pants (^_^)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
A) You feel like it (^_^); B) you have Jack Daniels you need help drinking; C) a pair of hockey or baseball tickets (for the two of us) and/or D) a bed to cozy up in afterwards...and even the hockey/baseball tickets are optional ;)