Gonna just throw this out there - Must be good in bed.
5"5, 125lbs, fit with curves.
With the change in weather comes dryness. Auditioning upper back body lotion apply-er. Play your cards right, and we can negotiate other areas of application ;)
Can't have kids and I'm pretty happy about that.
Spunky, successful, funny with good credit.
Must love football and dogs.
You're the funny guy in the group.
Turn offs: beards, shirtless selfies, bad teeth, chronic lateness (I mean it - if you're always late, we are not a match!)
Turn ons: nice smile, tall, funny, assertive, tattoos
6ft+ please. No kids. I repeat - no kids, not even your kids.