Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a divorced father of a PERFECT precious little girl (FIVE
years old now...) that I have half time and she means the world to
I am mixed, but look straight white, or like there is some mix that
you cannot quiiiite put your finger on...
Some of my fave movie lines:
- Dong? Dong? Where is grandfather's automobile?
- Her innards were a rocky place where my seed could find no
- Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr.
You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You
know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if
you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I am witty, smart, and empathetic (everyone seems to put some "tag'
words in their profiles, so I will join - not that I always follow
I am a Briggs ENTP, since it seems a ton of people seem to like
adding that to profiles...
BUT - I took the "long" personality test on OKC and scored ESFJ -
so I guess I am constantly changing (I think that's kinda
I like sports - Ok, LOVE sports - Football: New England Patriots
(CONGRATS 2015 CHAMPS!!! WOO HOO!) & SF 49ers.... Baseball:
Boston Red Sox & SF Giants... Hockey: San Jose Sharks (please
get through the first playoff round! PLEASE!!!!) & Boston
Bruins. Lessly: Boston Celtics. Period. Soccer - wuzzat?
I am a HORRIBLE surfer, but I keep trying and there really is
nothing like being on a board on the water (even if not actually
letting the wave catch you - yeah, I only longboard).
Oh - I mostly use the mobile version of this site and I always read
profiles from the bottom of the page to the top, then I click on
the details, and THEN I look at the pictures. When i get to the
pictures, either I'm interested in more and wasn't to see WHO I
just liked, or else I see WHO will miss out on this hunka hunka
burning love! Like the überreligious, those not interested in the
possibility of kids, the overserious, and Justin Beiber fans.
And I don't initiate much - contrary to what anyone who knows me
would bear witness to, I can be super shy. I message more to tell
someone I really liked something in their profile (sometimes looks,
but mostly things that made me giggle), but I also wish them good
luck in their search (and I'm sincere in saying that). If I like
someone, then I may eventually message them.
I always respond to people whether I see something I like or not -
it's just good manners (girls get absolutely assenine junk from
some guys and shouldn't respond to those, but I've never gotten
those because I'm a guy or else just super lucky!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, sleeping, biking (Los Gatos Trail mostly), filling
this thing in until I have time to fill in more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I put my mind too. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my damn thickish eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
80s music mostly, but VERY eclectic music tastes - from some
country (Dwight Yoakam) to house, rock, classic, even (do not quote
me on this because I will probably deny) Enya..
Can't STAND Mumford and Sons. SERIOUSLY... bleh!
80s movies - The Jerk, Raising Arizona, LA Story (huh? Enya again?
sorry, no idea what you are talking about), 16 Candles (reference
above), John Hughes anything, The Princess Bride (yeah, I said it -
gotta problem with it 6-fingers? huh?), Holy Grail, Big Fish, the
latest Star Trek flick, The Big Lebowski
NOTE: I WILL probably force you to watch "The Quiet Man" on a
couch... Great flick - GREAT!
Books - Vonnegut, Herman Woulk, old Clancy (I'm a guy!), Steven
King, and... need to read more (yeah I've read more, but those
guys' stuff are my faves)
Food - Indian and Italian food - SPICY food! Love the hell
the spiciest any Thai place can dish out!
Shows - 30 Rock (RIP), Intervention, Modern Family, Big Bang
Theory, LOVE Archer (I literally laugh out loud watching it),
almost all of Adult Swim, old Star Trek - not much on drama or
reality (except Intervention or Parking Wars or those kinds), big
on sitcoms, and SILICON VALLEY!!!! Genius!
I've seen "Wicked" in London and on Broadway, plus "Avenue Q" twice
- on Broadway and in Vegas (yeah, for its short abridged-version
run at the Wynn)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. Car (traveling to the City!)
Plus the requisite "not necessarily in that order..."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every 7 seconds? Really? I guess the psychologistic types may be
onto something there...
Plus trying to avoid sailor talk in front of my impressionistic
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv. Or at the movies. Or reading. Or playing Wii with my
daughter if its my weekend with her (every other weekend).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK, OK... I was on a reality TV show that I guarantee you never
saw. By the same people that do Pawn Stars (and in the same city).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are bored out of your cotton-picking mind and have little drama
(none, preferably) and no substance abuse issues.
Also - cool with just "Activity partners" to just hang out with on
a social basis like going to the beach, hanging out in the City, or
Note: I have my daughter every other weekend. Almost no exception.
So there's that...
Fun fact: there is a douchebag setting on here where you can be in
a relationship or even married, but set it so you are looking for
whatever. If that is the case, then the profile will show as
"Available" instead of "Single"....
I apparently had this "douchebag" setting for months - I had dated
a girl and then set my profile to "In a relationship" and hid my
profile. After breaking up, I set it back active and FORGOT TO SET
IT BACK TO "SINGLE" and months later I was alerted to the fact that
I was a douchebag.
Ladies - watch for that profile tipoff. Or maybe you ARE just
looking for a fling, in that case, have at them!
Note: I AM single and looking for long term with at least the
POSSIBILITY of another child....
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