I'm originally from Seattle. Yes, we're obsessed with coffee. No, it doesn't rain all the time (Though it is cloudy and drizzly quite frequently).
I am a practicing Catholic. No. I'm not a virgin. No, I will not judge you if you're not a Catholic too (but God will... Mwaaahahahahha). No - I do not always follow Catholic dogma to the letter - Confession is there for a reason right?
Sometimes Opera Singer.
Responding to generic messages on here with smart-alec remarks. Current fave:
OKCGirl: What do you like to do for fun?
Me: I like to drink until I'm unsteady, and then flagellate myself until I reach the euphoric intersection of pain and pleasure.
... Also Netflix.
(No, I'm not ashamed that I find myself this entertaining.)
Books: Lots of the classics such as Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game, The Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of the Rings series. The Hunger Games books., Game of Thrones, Endurance, Most stuff by Ken Follett.
Movies/TV: COMEDY - Some particular favorites are Modern Family, The Hangover, Family Guy, Kung-fu Panda, Parks and Rec (Season 2 and onward), Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, (Yes... I realize these last two are not comedies) and the stand-up genius of Jim Gaffigan.
I like exercise (Crossfit and the like) UPDATE: No longer really into Crossfit - those peeps are crazy and a little cult-ish. I try to do something active every day, and I really enjoy working out with other people, so if you're into that, that would be a big plus!
Why I have nipples, yet can never suckle a child...
Who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop?
- You won't take me too seriously (otherwise you will surely be offended. Quickly.)
- You at least resemble your profile picture. Seems like I shouldn't have to put that one there... but sadly I feel it's necessary. Don't lie to me with your pictures!!