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nicelegges

31 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Rob. I live in Crown Heights. Ideally, you do too.

I'm originally from Seattle. Yes, we're obsessed with coffee. No, it doesn't rain all the time (Though it is cloudy and drizzly quite frequently).

I am a practicing Catholic. No. I'm not a virgin. No, I will not judge you if you're not a Catholic too (but God will... Mwaaahahahahha). No - I do not always follow Catholic dogma to the letter - Confession is there for a reason right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Winning.
Marketing Director.
Sometimes Opera Singer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making penis jokes at inappropriate times. Much like now...

Responding to generic messages on here with smart-alec remarks. Current fave:

OKCGirl: What do you like to do for fun?
Me: I like to drink until I'm unsteady, and then flagellate myself until I reach the euphoric intersection of pain and pleasure.
... Also Netflix.
(No, I'm not ashamed that I find myself this entertaining.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright blue eyes... or my horribly disfigured left arm that was mangled in a tragic threshing accident... but probably the eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a big foodie and I love anything food-centric: Top Chef, Iron Chef, new kitchen knives, cook books, going to fancy shmancy restaurants. I'd say I love to cook... but that's not exactly true. I love to eat. I've found learning how to cook is the surest way to having really awesome food all the time. I also try to follow a Primal/Paleo diet which generally means I eat low-carb with an emphasis on vegetables and meat.

Books: Lots of the classics such as Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game, The Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of the Rings series. The Hunger Games books., Game of Thrones, Endurance, Most stuff by Ken Follett.

Movies/TV: COMEDY - Some particular favorites are Modern Family, The Hangover, Family Guy, Kung-fu Panda, Parks and Rec (Season 2 and onward), Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, (Yes... I realize these last two are not comedies) and the stand-up genius of Jim Gaffigan.

I like exercise (Crossfit and the like) UPDATE: No longer really into Crossfit - those peeps are crazy and a little cult-ish. I try to do something active every day, and I really enjoy working out with other people, so if you're into that, that would be a big plus!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm gonna eat for breakfast/dinner/lunch/bedtime snack
Why I have nipples, yet can never suckle a child...
Your mom.
Who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to claw my way out of this bottomless chasm of hopelessness and despair by seeking self-validation in the approval of those of the opposite sex, and, failing that; at the bottom of my whiskey glass. Or playing "Bananagrams". Love that shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I kind of have a man-crush on Andy on Parks and Rec.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You don't take yourself too seriously
- You won't take me too seriously (otherwise you will surely be offended. Quickly.)
- You at least resemble your profile picture. Seems like I shouldn't have to put that one there... but sadly I feel it's necessary. Don't lie to me with your pictures!!