33 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Not just your average hood-rich white dude. Calm cool and collected demeanor with a pasionate bottomless pit of energy inside.

Blue collar, black tie. I work with my brain, hands, and tools to make sure your lights turn on and your phone charges. You're welcome! Bored meetings, cubicle bemoaning, water cooler gossip bullshit, and tps reports are not factors in my day to day life. Under-frequency load shed plans, however...

More lone wolf than social butterfly. Wide range of interests, not trapped in any particular scene.

Information sponge, science nerd, trivia virtuoso, learning junky. Always chasing the how and why. If I want to do something new, I'll learn how and get it done.

Total goof. Let's exchange some nonsense, shall we? If you dont enjoy random .gif text messages, I'm probably not your man.
The Joneses have lapped me a few times. Don't give a fuck about zombies, hashtags, mud runs, facebook or mustasches.

I'm down to bar hop, but these days I'm more likely to be wrenching on my cars or fixing up my house with some good tunes vibrating the floor.

Work, projects, and a giant to-do list keep me pretty damn busy but if I like you, I will absolutely make time for us to kick it.
What I’m doing with my life
Music bumping, wrench turning, hammer swinging, problem solving, twisting tweaking bending breaking forming and fixing; making shit work! McGuyver's an amature, my dear.
I’m really good at
Scrubbing dirt off my hands in time for dinner reservations. Bringing old BMWs back to life. Deciphering thick accents.
Drinking without getting drunk. Thinking things through. Scoring cool shit at the junkyard. Avoiding accidents with all the people photographing themselves while driving. Chivalry and other gentlemanly pursuits. Showing love to people who earn it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty tall...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Somewhere over the dunes, love
I walk, I wept
I turn the desert into sea, babe
I swam from the terrible dust
I don't know whose problem it is
I don't know whose love to give
I'm losing it…
The six things I could never do without
Meh, next question...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Turning this thing into a total troll profile for laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't hear shit when there's a lot of background noise! Please feel free to yell in my ear at the bar.
You should message me if
Your favorite song makes you shiver