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  • Ages 24–32
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My details

Last online
Jul 3
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a mathematician/high school teacher who moonlights as a super villain. At least, my students seem to believe that math teachers have megalomaniacal tendencies. In their defense, I do have some super powers that I tend to use for evil: irritating calculus students by having too much fun and rocking the boat at professional development opportunities. I love alternative learning methods, and I believe in keeping my students on their toes rather than give boring lectures. Math is much too awesome for that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, starting June 3, a whole lot of nothing!

I normally teach AP Calculus (among other things) at a performing arts school. It is a wonderful, wonderful job that I love very, very much! Buuut... since I've become a teacher, I've never had a summer where I wasn't engaged in a soul-crushing job hunt. This summer, however, I am going to nothing. Oh, so much nothing. It's going to be absolutely glorious. I might even catalog all the nothingness in a Power Point presentation. In fact, I'm getting all tingly with anticipation!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After all of the usual height observations and inevitable disappointed stares after learning I never played basketball, there are the more fun observations, like, "Wow, those are sweet shoes, how many different shoes do you have??" There's no such thing as too many shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bad Religion, modern classic American Gods by Neil Gaiman, 90's sci-fi classic series Babylon 5, 2001 animated epic Millenium Actress, and, um...

...gah, enough with this pointless trivia! Here's what I'm really like:

I'm a big nerd. For those unfamiliar with my type, nerds thoughtfully choose to love thoroughly and genuinely. (Not to be confused with hipsters, who cherry-pick likes ironically.) I love science fiction and fantasy, punk and early-to-mid 90's rock, board games, retro-styled video games, and sports. And I also love both sharing my passions and learning about yours. Few things are more attractive than a woman with a passion.

I love to cook, but I find it hard to cook for one person efficiently... so I would love to find someone to cook for. My best friend's wife has told me on several occasions that I will make an excellent wife for someone someday! When I cook, I crank up the tunes! There might be a little singing, air-guitaring, rapping and/or dancing... A little pre-dinner entertainment if you will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six degrees of separation between me and Kevin Bacon. It makes me feel awesome that I am so close to a legitimately bad-ass American Treasure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since I don't have a proper storage unit, I wonder if a kayak would make for a fashionable and functional piece of living room furniture? And I wonder if I could sneak my kayak in and out of my apartment without breaking anything and pissing off the neighbors?

I hate that my Kayak is 60 miles away...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am an introvert who spends his week dealing with 150-ish teenagers, not to mention my coworkers, so I need some time to unwind and recharge. I try to do yoga several times per week, but that wonderful kind of relaxed yet energized feeling always seems to be even more intense on Friday. A quick shower and a short nap follow. Then, it's time for some delicious Chipotle. Steak fajita burrito with white rice, black beans, mild salsa, sour cream, cheese and guac. No Lettuce. Lettuce is the burrito-killer.

After dinner, it's off to game night! Whether it's the camaraderie of a collaborative game, the creativity of a story-telling game, the politics of a free-for-all game, the hilarity of Cards Against Humanity, or the straight up hardcore competition of Street Fighter, I'm all for it! No alcohol for me, though... the minute you start drinking is the minute you start losing, and I really don't like losing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea how to take a selfie. Believe me, I've tried, but every time I look at myself on the screen, I think, "I look like a doofus," and then put my phone away without snapping the picture.
You should message me if
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I'm searching for that perfect balance between wizard and muggle. Someone who would spend the afternoon kayaking and spend the evening playing Mario Kart. Someone who likes board games as much as Twins games. Is down with sodas and superhero movies and up for wine-tasting and theatre.

And if you actually happen to be Carmen Sandiego? Well then!