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32 M Eden Prairie, MN

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mathematician/high school teacher who moonlights as a super villain. At least, my students seem to believe that math teachers have megalomaniacal tendencies. In their defense, I do have some super powers that I tend to use for evil: irritating calculus students by having too much fun and rocking the boat at professional development opportunities. I love alternative learning methods, and I believe in keeping my students on their toes rather than give boring lectures. Math is much too awesome for that kind of treatment.
I’m really good at
I am undefeatable at Mario Kart. I bring dem blue sparks!
The first things people usually notice about me
After all of the usual height observations and inevitable disappointed stares after learning I never played basketball, there are the more fun observations, like, "Wow, those are sweet shoes, how many different shoes do you have??" There's no such thing as too many shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bad Religion, modern classic American Gods by Neil Gaiman, 90's sci-fi classic series Babylon 5, 2001 animated epic Millenium Actress, and, um...

...gah, enough with this pointless trivia! Here's what I'm really like:

I'm a big nerd. For those unfamiliar with my type, nerds thoughtfully choose to love thoroughly and genuinely. (Not to be confused with hipsters, who cherry-pick likes ironically.) I love science fiction and fantasy, punk and early-to-mid 90's rock, board games, retro-styled video games, and sports. And I also love both sharing my passions and learning about yours. Few things are more attractive than a woman with a passion.

I have a *ferocious* love/hate relationship with Big Bang Theory.

I love to cook, but I find it hard to cook for one person efficiently... so I would love to find someone to cook for. My best friend's wife has told me on several occasions that I will make an excellent wife for someone someday! When I cook, I crank up the tunes! There might be a little singing, air-guitaring, rapping and/or dancing... A little pre-dinner entertainment if you will.
The six things I could never do without
The six degrees of separation between me and Kevin Bacon. It makes me feel awesome that I am so close to a legitimately bad-ass American Treasure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Since I don't have a proper storage unit, I wonder if a kayak would make for a fashionable and functional piece of living room furniture? And I wonder if I could sneak my kayak in and out of my apartment without breaking anything and pissing off the neighbors?

I hate that my Kayak is 60 miles away...
On a typical Friday night I am
I am an introvert who spends his week dealing with 150-ish teenagers, not to mention my coworkers, so I need some time to unwind and recharge. I try to do yoga several times per week, but that wonderful kind of relaxed yet energized feeling always seems to be even more intense on Friday. A quick shower and a short nap follow. Then, it's time for some delicious Chipotle. Steak fajita burrito with white rice, black beans, mild salsa, sour cream, cheese and guac. No Lettuce.

After dinner, it's off to game night! Whether it's the camaraderie of a collaborative game, the creativity of a story-telling game, the politics of a free-for-all game, the hilarity of Cards Against Humanity, or the straight up hardcore competition of Street Fighter, I'm all for it! No alcohol for me, though... the minute you start drinking is the minute you start losing, and I really don't like losing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never been on an airplane.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I asked a very good friend of mine what qualities he would choose for my ideal significant other. He said, without missing a beat, "The perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity." I laughed for about 5 minutes.

On a more serious level, the most important things for me are like and trust. When someone says that their significant other is their best friend, it really resonates with me. While chemistry is awesome and exciting and fun, and obviously physical attractiveness matters to an extent, it seems to me that these things can't be the basis of a real lasting relationship.

I would edit my friend's statement into something much more useful: "The perfect storm of creativity, intellectualism, nerd-curiosity, and a mildly mischievous disposition."

If you think we would get along, feel free to send me a message!