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27 Wilmington, NC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm one of the oh-so-rare Wilmington natives in his natural habitat. However, you'd never know it from hearing me speak (no accent).

I'm normally pretty laid back and relaxed, except when the Penguins are in a tie game in the 3rd period with the Flyers.. that's when the anxiety starts to show!

Things that I love: Adventures - either a road trip somewhere, or discovering something awesome about Wilmington that I didn't previously know. Plaid.. shirts, shorts, jackets, pants, whatever! Matching socks. Always. Hot tea, laughing at my own jokes, penguins, loud music in the car with the windows down.

If you can make me laugh, as well as laugh at my (sometimes bad) jokes, we should get along just fine! Also, be able to handle my sarcasm, because it probably means I like you. I can handle yours, I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Supporting computer systems in healthcare. Sounds glamorous, right? Well, it is! It's pretty awesome knowing that I'm the person that just fixed the system that can take X-Rays and ultrasounds of patients. Go me? But really, it's a pretty awesome and rewarding job, and definitely never the same day twice in a row.
I also bought my first home (well, townhome) last year. The joys of having (getting?) to do my own maintenance are overwhelming, and the fact that sometimes at night it sounds like my refrigerator is trying to get up and walk out of my place can be pretty exciting while I'm laying in bed.

TL;DR - Living life as a fairly successful 27 year old.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Parallel parking (yes, the backup camera helps, but it's still not easy)
2. Stealing the attention of your dog. Sorry, but I'm not sorry.
3. Finding a Seinfeld reference in almost any situation (although I usually keep them to myself because no one else would understand)
4. Cornhole - come at me, bro
5. Taking afternoon naps. Seriously, they can be life-changing after work.
6. Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If they're blind: Probably my quick witted sarcasm
If they're deaf: My awesome glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yay, more lists!

Movies: Boondock Saints, American History X, Finding Nemo (got a problem with that?!), Caddyshack

TV: Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Family Guy, recently started The Americans and I'm hooked

Food: I feel like I discover a new, awesome restaurant in Wilmington all the time. Indochine, Copper Penny, Nikki's, Wayfarer, Whiskey Creek. Bacon makes everything better, and onions make everything worse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends and Family - because cliches are great
2. Chop's mint sweet tea - if you've had it, you know why
3. Delicious beer
4. Music. Music. Music.
5. Pro sports - Penguins, Pirates, Steelers!
6. Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm ever going to find someone to go skydiving with me, or if I'm going to have to take the leap myself.

Also, how punny I am..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In this sense, isn't "typical" just another word for "boring?"
Fridays are generally spent trying to find some live music, maybe outside somewhere during the summer, but always trying to involve live music.
Maybe they can involve live music and/or you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try, internet. I'm a pretty open book..secret things will leak out eventually
You should message me if
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You have a corgi - they're the cutest and you automatically win
You're the first one to ask where we are watching "the game" on Sunday
You know why Snoop Dogg (er.. Lion) carries an umbrella...

Or the obligatory "you want to"