I am a tattooed professional with two young daughters. I like to laugh, talk, and eat out. My friends all say that I am too nice and I have trouble saying no. I like trying new things but I also have favorites. I am well-educated and sarcastic. Geez, this is difficult...

Let's switch gears. I am looking for a guy who is funny, outgoing, not afraid to try new things, and has a positive outlook on life. I want a guy who will challenge me and toss back whatever I dish out. I want to find my best friend this time around. Someone who encourages me, supports me, and even takes care of me once in a while. I will do the same for you. I am honest, hard-working, and usually the class clown - literally!

I am NOT looking for a guy in his twenties, someone who can't communicate, or someone who is not willing to try something new.

I think that I need to be clear - I am not looking to find someone to raise my children - they have a dad. I want someone to play with me on my kid-free nights! :)

Raising two beautiful little girls and trying to laugh every day. Right now I am just enjoying each day and doing a little planning for the future.

Math, making people laugh, socializing, rationalizing things, puzzles.

My tattoos, my laugh, my smile.

Almost any book, reality TV, punk music, Mexican food.

My kids, my girl friends, a cold beer on a Friday after work, my toothbrush, books, and a positive attitude.

How to fill out these *^%(&^$% bios. How can I be honest, funny, and charming in just a few sentences? I also think about how terrible most men are at spelling and using punctuation in their bios. I think I will double check mine now...

Either at home with the kids or out with my girlfriends. One of these days I hope to be out on a date...

Wow, I don't know. I will answer any question you ask me, nothing seems too private. Ok, maybe my social security number, but...

You have tattoos and like to laugh. Good communication skills and thoughtfulness are great too. And chest hair. Ok, does this guy even exist?