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nickibo24

29 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't want to date you! I promise! I also do not want to live in the closet where you will keep me and occasionally feed me table scraps... so I will not be meeting you in real life any time soon! sorry!

You should probably try anyhow though. It’s good for my ego… I tried Maslow and his process is painstakingly long. Now I am looking for self actualization on the internet.

I am affable, busy, and enthusiastic
What I’m doing with my life
Your mom.

I am always following the time tested philosophy of life: "Gas, ass or grass: nobody rides for free!"

I like to make up words and then fliselate them into a conversation to see if anyone notices. Not only do I get a fun joke, but people think that I am smart!
I’m really good at
Telling long, boring, pointless stories that aren't necessarily connected in any way to the conversation they interrupt.

Being incredibly snotty and stuck up about things that other people look down on me for.

Knowing more than you about Star Wars.

Being very VERY serious all the time. Jk... But for real.
The first things people usually notice about me
My peg leg.

Also I hate this question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite food is everything... except for McDonald's pickles..seriously... why are they see-through?!? yuck yuck yuckity yuck. I'm currently hungry for spaghetti. Like... while writing this... It will probably have passed by the time you get here... I bet by then I will be hungry for BBQ potato chips or string cheese.

If given the chance I will always play Hanson's Mmmbop or Spice Girls (ANYTHING) on the jukebox at the bar.

Basically every movie I see is on my iPhone screen... So I guess you could say I'm something of a cinefile.

I love tv. If you say you don't I think you're a liar... Or a douche... Or both.
The six things I could never do without
Rain drops on roses, whiskers on kittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings and whiskey...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whose job is it to make sure that the ketchup dispenser puts out the perfect amount for that paper cup?

Why does no one else talk about the fact that Orion is the best hung constellation- naked, hands flung in the air- forever streaking across the sky?

Seriously! Why have I not purchased prime yet? I mean I don't really order that much from Amazon.... But I could start, and what a good deal right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think that Steve from Blue's Clues is super hot!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know a really funny joke.

... or if you have a habit of not knowing when you are the butt of one. I like those types too.