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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 1, 2013
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmm.. quite difficult to 'self-summarise':
Living in Leeds at the moment, originally from Manchester.
-Likes: Generally being outside; Climbing, Running, Snowboarding, Wandering around the countryside trying to find a pub with a fire, Travelling, Cheesecake, Cheese, Cake, Christmas, Wine and Beer (not wine then beer, apparently this makes you queer?), Zoo's, Driving, Beaches, Suits (garment not tv show), Sunshine, Cooking, Snow, Humous, Amazing views, Breakfast, Otters, Jumpers, Cheesecake, did I mention Cheesecake? I quite like Cheesecake.
-Dislikes: Socks.
-Seeking: Female that would be more than happy spending time building forts out of pillows and duvets.
-Interesting Fact: If I were a dog, I'd be a pug.. according to the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"earnin and burnin, snappin necks and cashing cheques"

(Working for the man 9-5.. trying to save the planet)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Knowing the names of weird animals... Bear Cuscus/Aye Aye/Marmoset, check 'em out.
-Fancy dress.
-Thinking about Natalie Portman/Shakira/Laura Whitmore
-Sense of direction (clearly a homing pigeon in a previous life).
-Apparently pretty good at bumping into 'celebrities'.. Gok Wan in a gay bar in Singapore, Lady Gaga in a bar in Manhattan (the night before THAT meat-dress-monstrosity), Holly Willoughby in Camden (not quite as good) and a few other "z-Listers" including Timmy Mallet!
-Writing sentences (with brackets in).
The first things people usually notice about me
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The dazzling halo above my head..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dont read enough, but enjoyed The Beach, Fall Trilogy, City if God, Shutter Island, Motley Crews Autobiography.. Read a few Haruki Marakami.

Shows: It's always sunny, The Wire, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Walking Dead, The Returned, Grand Designs, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, Peep Show.. pretty much any wildlife documentary.. Attenborough has coaxed me through many hangovers.

Music: Not sitting on the fence here but I genuinely like most things. Within the space of a few months last summer I went to Download, saw Jay-z and Kanye and went to Bestival... saw The xx in an abandoned theme park in Berlin in April and just got back from Unknown.. as long as it makes me move, I'll love it.. listening to a lot of Alt-J, xx, friendly fires, MIA, Mount Kimbie, Frank Ocean, James Blake, Pharrell, Moderat, Lulu James, Jon Hopkins.
But still listen to some of the classics like The Doors, Kinks, Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Canned Heat.. and proper R&B like Thorogood, none of this R Kelly shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All you need is a Passport and a Bank card.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Travelling/next holiday
-The weekend
-What are 'Activity Partners'!?
-Why am I on the Megabus?
-Who would win; Grizzle Bear or Gorilla?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out, or out-out ... Leeds / Manchester / London
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'Stay Another Day' is my favourite Christmas song.
You should message me if
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If any of this floats your boat, tickles your fancy or rocks your socks.. or, equally, if you're "ready for this Jelly" (Beyonce 2001).