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nickytherobot

30 Palo Alto, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly), Spanish, Russian (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Nick.
I like clothes an awful lot. Humor even more. and other general gentlemanly and nerdly endeavors in some sort of haphazard descending order based on whimsy and idiocy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on a comedy podcast very lazily.
I like to go to museums and hip hop shows.
I love to travel whenever I can.
For work, I'm a technical program manager. It's more fun that it sounds. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
admiting i'm wrong
trying new things
being patient
making people laugh
hood rat things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i'm wearing a bow tie or that i dress like an old italian man.

if i tell them i'm mexican, they usually notice immediately after that i don't look like it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies: fight club, moonrise kingdom, hugo, jiro dreams of sushi, M, seven samurai, old_boy, scarface, any will ferrell movie, happiness, 500 days of summer, goodfellas, casino, Nolan's Batman Movies, etc. etc. etc.

shows: downton abbey, boardwalk empire, the thick of it, veep, comedians in cars getting coffee, shameless (US), louie, sons of anarchy, dexter, breaking bad, anything ricky gervais is involved in, mad men, etc etc

music: almost everything except modern country and christian music.

food: almost everything except for modern country and christian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movies
music
sustenance
books
my glasses
family

friends not specifically listed as my friends are my family and my family are my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
literally everything and anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hm. really depends. i've got a general rule of thumb which is 'if i have no plans or obligations and anyone asks me to go do anything, i say yes'. so i really guess it's up to the folks that surround me for the most part.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm one of the few guys that makes his bed everyday day and I like interior decorating stuff (mid century modern FTW)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if the idea of a mixture of larry david/kid cudi/an italian granpda doesn't creep you out, let me know.