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nicolepk

40 F Bloomington, IN

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thanks for visiting my profile!

Now for the disappointment—I do not want to have sex with you! :p Please don't ask. Though the people who ask probably don't bother to read my profile . . .

Anyway, I work as an editor, though I long to do more creative work. Once upon a time, I was a graphic designer. I miss those days.

One thing to note: Because I am an editor, I'm a bit of an English snob. So, if you're messaging me using netspeak or textspeak, don't be surprised if I'm slow to respond (if I respond at all). If you want to know how I feel about the treatment of our language, you should go watch Weird Al's "Word Crimes" video.

In my free time, I spend time with friends, go to wineries, try cooking new and exotic foods, play with my pets, etc., etc., etc. I'm also a gamer with way too many games on Steam that I will never get around to playing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy myself as much as possible.

That's pretty much it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I set my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Used to be my eyes. Now probably my very red hair. Either that or the tattoos I have on my forearms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A sampling:

Books:
1984
Alice in Wonderland
The Hobbit
House of Leaves
Where the Wild Things Are

Movies:
American Movie
Black Swan
Donnie Darko
Heathers
Jacob's Ladder
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Muppet Movie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Pink Floyd: The Wall
The Princess Bride
Puff the Magic Dragon

Music:
I can't even think of where to start. I tend to be pretty eclectic. Except I hate country. Really hate country.

Food:
Aver's Cuban Black Bean Pizza (without cheese, of course)
Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter
Falafel
Thai food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Blitz
My cat Chess
Wine
Peanut butter
Looney Tunes
"Me" time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just how many licks it does take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what the hell I'm doing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I add it to my profile, it's not really private, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You can carry on a conversation, even when the subject isn't sex
• You think Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Ricky Gervais, mid-'90s Simpsons, and MST3K are hilarious
• You're confident and happy with who you are (not overcompensating and arrogant)
• You don't drive a Lexus
• You're not a country boy (nothing wrong with country boys—I'm just not a country girl)
• You like animals
• You don't immediately equate vegans with tree-hugging hippies (I prefer to fist bump trees, myself)
• You're not a twentysomething. I lived through my twenties. I don't want to live through yours.