Now for the disappointment—I do not want to have sex with you! :p Please don't ask. Though the people who ask probably don't bother to read my profile . . .
Anyway, I work as an editor, though I long to do more creative work. Once upon a time, I was a graphic designer. I miss those days.
One thing to note: Because I am an editor, I'm a bit of an English snob. So, if you're messaging me using netspeak or textspeak, don't be surprised if I'm slow to respond (if I respond at all). If you want to know how I feel about the treatment of our language, you should go watch Weird Al's "Word Crimes" video.
In my free time, I spend time with friends, go to wineries, try cooking new and exotic foods, play with my pets, etc., etc., etc. I'm also a gamer with way too many games on Steam that I will never get around to playing.