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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 4:51pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Wants kids
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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While I have spent time in San Diego, Washington D.C, and London, the gravitational pull of Northern California eventually brought my orbit to SF.

If I had a baseball card, it would probably note the following facts:

1. I have a twin brother (yes I feel his pain, so don't hit him).
2. I tend to talk with my hands (it's hereditary).
3. My happy place is AT&T park
4. I once shared a bathroom with a Secretary of State (including security detail)
6. I can cook a mean meatsauce.
7. Favorite travel destination - Scotland.
8. My all-time favorite Halloween costume was a ghostbuster (complete with a home made proton pack (I ain't afraid of no ghosts).

As for you: I am looking to meet someone with a good sense of humor, close to her family, kind and generous. You know, the good stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I am an attorney, by night... still an attorney. I bet you thought I was going to say Batman, but that's just ridiculous, I lack the agility and bat suit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles. Making mildly amusing puns. Coordinating muni transfers (I suppose that's not very impressive since there is an app for that).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyebrows. I've been told they're Peter Gallagher-esque.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Animal Dreams, The Corrections, The Great Gatsby, A Movable Feast

Music - Stars, the National, Van Morrison, Sea Wolf, Bloc Party, Band of Horses, Radiohead, My Morning Jacket, Bon Iver, Blind Pilot, Pearl Jam, Ryan Adams, Xx, Lionel Richie (this should really be first), etc.

TV - Sherlock, The League, Arrested Development, Lost, Larry David, Game of Thrones, Fraiser, NOVA, Daily Show, Meet the Press.

Movies - What If and The Grand Budapest Hotel (recently)/Indiana Jones and Star Wars (of older vintage)

Food - Toast*. If it was socially acceptable to eat toast at every meal I would. But since I live in a society, I also enjoy Neapolitan pizza, avocados, Indian food, breakfast burritos, etc.

*Did you know that San Francisco has a toast tax? I may or may not be planning a San Francisco Toast Party. What's the toast-equivalent of throwing tea into Boston Harbor?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Pandora
3. Family and friends
4. baseball
5. public transporation
6. humor

Pretty standard really....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the phantom buses that never show up on go. Do you get transported to another world like the Laybirinth and have to do battle with a spandex clad David Bowie?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I would love to say I am hopping on a flight to somewhere exotic, but usually I am watching Dateline whilst doing laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Taylor Swift songs on my gym playlist. That's right, I used the plural.
You should message me if
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If the 1990's version of yourself adhered to the "be kind and rewind" moto for VHS tapes.

If you think we would get a long, drop me a line. Maybe we can get some frozen yogurt, or a whole meal of food.