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32 M San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:05pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
If I had a baseball card, it would probably note the following facts:

1. I have a twin brother (yes I feel his pain, so don't hit him).
2. I tend to talk with my hands (it's hereditary).
3. My happy place is AT&T park
4. I once shared a bathroom with a Secretary of State (including security detail)
6. I can cook a mean meatsauce.
7. Favorite travel destination - Scotland.
8. My all-time favorite Halloween costume was a ghostbuster (complete with a home made proton pack (I ain't afraid of no ghosts).

As for you: I am looking to meet someone with a good sense of humor, close to her family, kind and generous. You know, the good stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I am an attorney, by night... still an attorney. I bet you thought I was going to say Batman, but that's just ridiculous, I lack the agility and bat suit.
I’m really good at
Crossword puzzles. Making mildly amusing puns. Coordinating muni transfers (I suppose that's not very impressive since there is an app for that).
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows. I've been told they're Peter Gallagher-esque. Or perhaps its my tiny ears?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Animal Dreams, The Corrections, The Great Gatsby, A Movable Feast

Music - Stars, the National, Van Morrison, Sea Wolf, Bloc Party, Band of Horses, Radiohead, My Morning Jacket, Bon Iver, the Antlers, Lord Huron, Pearl Jam, Ryan Adams, Xx, Lionel Richie (this should really be first), etc.

TV - The League, Arrested Development, Lost, Larry David, Game of Thrones, Fraiser, NOVA, Daily Show, Meet the Press.

Food - Toast*. If it was socially acceptable to eat toast at every meal I would. But since I live in a society, I also enjoy Neapolitan pizza, avocados, Indian food, breakfast burritos, etc.

*Did you know that San Francisco has a toast tax? I may or may not be planning a San Francisco Toast Party. What's the toast-equivalent of throwing tea into Boston Harbor?
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee
2. Pandora
3. The two F's (family and friends)
4. baseball
5. public transporation
6. humor

Pretty standard really....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the phantom buses that never show up on go. Do you get transported to another world like the Laybirinth and have to do battle with a spandex clad David Bowie?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drink more milk than a baby cow.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If the 1990's version of yourself adhered to the "be kind and rewind" moto for VHS tapes.

If you think we would get a long, drop me a line. Maybe we can get some frozen yogurt, or a whole meal of food.