I don't know whether it's due to sloth or attention seeking, but would like everyone new to sum me up themselves. I'd rather give you only few random facts to get you started and confused. Honestly: the world would be so much better a place, if instead of a job application I could just send in a bunch of results of random online tests, an inventory of my bookshelf and a list of answerless questions I tend to ponder upon while lying on my bed before falling asleep.
My committed, loving relationship with my newly wedded husband fishbassfusion has been open since 2011, and since then I've come out to myself as polyamorous and "polydateous". Still not sure of "polyrelationshipous", though (yeah - I'm also known to make up new words when in need). Anyways, it could be YOU convincing me if you happen to drop in my lap and sweep me off my feet.