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niftynarwhal89

25 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Born from the loins of the proud Northwest.
Chocolate Milk Lover.
Computer Science student.
Musician.
Basketball Player.
Real big on this whole internet thing.
Powered by a coffeehouse and brewery near you!

I like to rack up experiences. I'll try anything once.
Sometimes it gets me into trouble, more often than not it gets me into fun.

I'm an optimist.

I try to foster positive emotions in my life, and do my best to give people the benefit of the doubt.

I tend to make jokes about a lot of things, myself included. I'm of the opinion that just about everything you can laugh at. Some people take themselves very seriously and are offended by things I say. These people are HILARIOUS to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School full-time at PSU, drinking a lot of chocolate milk, finishing off my degree in computer science. Just got an internship so it's that for the next 6-months and school. I'd like to run my own small business someday just to see if I like it.

Also planning my escape next Summer, but that's another story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling.

Emulating foreign accents (My Micheal Cain impression is... pretty bomb, I'm not going to lie)

Remembering to drink my chocolate milk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music
Boards of Canada, Tycho, Polica, Chromeo, Active Child, Justice, LCD Soundsystem, Washed Out, The XX, Arcade Fire, Radiohead, The Chocolate Milks, Andrew Bird, Beirut, Armin Van Buren, Drake, Biggie, Fleet Foxes, Johnny Cash, Avicii, Kaskade
Deadmau5, the Weeknd

Books
A Picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde
A Brief History of Time - Stephen Hawking
The Bhagavad Gita

Shows
Game of Thrones, Cosmos, Rick and Morty

Movies
The Darjeeling Limited
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Gattaca
Watchmen
Blade Runner
Fight Club
Forest Gump
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Gladiator
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Coffee
Chocolate Milk
Green Things(e.g. plants, trees, forests)
The Internet
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existence
the future in general
all the possibilities this world presents and how we can only choose a few that end up defining us
wondering what ayahuasca would be like
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in quiet place studying,
at a party,
or out causing mischief and high-fiving strangers on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had sex in public....
...while drinking chocolate milk...
You should message me if
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You're smart, generally chill, like to try new things, and like me you also harbor a deep-seated passion for chocolate milk.

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