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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Two-year college
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I created a new drink. You get a fifth of whiskey and a six pack of cheap beer. Mix with tears and serve cold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to grow up to be a debaser
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being poor and paying bills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how i look like a hobo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to sea shanties and consume the souls of the damned.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cat, booze, king kong, food, video games, booze, booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I can ever find a bar that has a jukebox that plays Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Conway Twitty, Johnny Cash, and other good musics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tear filled tacos and hugging my cat. Booze is always welcome too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Even though I live in Chicago I always look up at the sky when it's dark to see if there are any stars or planets out.
You should message me if
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If you drink whiskey straight and listen to good ass music. Preferably the devils music. If you know what Jungle Exotica is and you think it's the greatest thing ever.