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28 M Brooklyn, NY

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
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My self-summary
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if i saw a raptor running in a high school track meet i would laugh.

i hate combing my hair.

my facial expressions don't match what i am feeling. so if you ask me what's wrong i'm probably fine or thinking about an inside joke i have with myself.

i think i can't be killed
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to extract dark thoughts and make them kinda funny -- on a computer, not a pad of paper because i can't read my own handwriting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening to really boring stories and saying what my favorite part was.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my "fuck me blue" eyes. i know someone who has "fuck me arctic blue blast" eyes, they are more descriptive and great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-- anything by albert camus

Movies--Buffalo 66, Fletch, Cocktail, Election, Last Picture Show, Full Metal Jacket, The Karate Kid, Part III, Magnolia, Evil Dead II, Back to the Future, Rope, Network, Last Tango in Paris, Shaft, Super Fly, Sideways, Superman II, The Crow, Big Lebowski, The Rules of Attraction. five easy pieces, boogie nights.

TV Shows: breaking bad, mad men, no reservations, arrested development, wicked attraction (shitty show detailing murders my couples, one who is usually brainwashed by the other), kitchen nightmares

Music: nine inch nails, various rap i don't like admitting to, explosions in the sky, m83, jeff buckley, the cure,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
whiskey, nicotine, caffeine, film, the internet, laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i hate when people limp or cut their nails in public.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
lately going on rogue missions, making friends along the way. i do stuff with friends during the week. friday is for exploration, i suppose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a gaggle of friends from the interweb.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you think you could give a great party toast.