Hello, my name is Alan. I am an eclectic pagan that enjoys reading and writing fantasy, making chainmail armor jewelry and BDSM gear, restoring my 87 Camaro, watching movies and anime, camping, hiking, playing computer games, woodworking, kayaking, and trying out new things. I am usually very quiet and sitting off by myself, but once you get to know me I will talk about anything; whether appropriate or not. I have what a lot of people consider an odd or morbid sense of humor; zombies, Cthulhu, medieval weaponry, and other things entertain me. I prefer to hang out with a close group of friends; I am not very comfortable in large social scenes. I will do nearly anything I can for a good friend other than shooting their ex.... You can never get the smell of dead douche bag out of your car.
I have obtained my MBA, and I find intelligence in others to be not only attractive, but essential for a thriving relationship.
I am monogamous, and that's how I like it. Threesomes and the like are of no interest to me. If you're going to message me please be either single or looking to be just friends.
Most people say that I look like a serial killer in my pictures..... No worries. I just play one on TV :-)
According to those increasingly popular personality tests, I am an ISTJ.
I am Open Minded, Quiet, and Honest