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31 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:19pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a bit of a nerd. I like nerdy things and nerdy people. I love to laugh, and I will get all up in some quality satire. I like to play Cards Against Humanity, too, so that probably says a lot about my sense of humor.

In a group of weird people, I'm generally the weird one. I can laugh at just about anything. I like to make jokes and generally keep the mood light. Comedy is the spice of life! :P

I believe in gentlemanlinessitude and romance and watching movies together on the couch. Girls deserve to be treated nice, The End.

I like games, movies, anime, zoos and and going to fun places like the Blue Man Group and the Field Museum. I like to learn, so documentaries are awesome, and I enjoy just about any kind of movie (except westerns, generally).

In short, I'm perfect. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I turn letters and numbers into software for people to use. I'm an application developer and user experience lead at a large printing company. I enjoy my job quite a bit, and count myself blessed that I'm able to make a decent living doing something that's actually interesting.

I also like to play video games, watch tv shows and movies, and do all the normal things.

I have also been known to design custom 3/3.5 ed. D&D classes. And worlds. And pantheons. And alternate racial histories. And campaigns. I like gaming. You could probably tell. When I run a game, it's usually dark horror, crazy silly or both. The last game I ran had my players fighting the RIAA for control of the world by performing a concert that rocked harder than any musical performance had rocked before.
I’m really good at
Faux conceit. I like to pretend I'm so much more amazing than I am. It's good for a laugh, and generally puts people at ease, because it makes me look like a fool. Of course, to actually exaggerate to this degree, I have to resort to deific comparisons, but that's the price of being superb in every conceivable way.

Also, cats. Your cat will love me. My cats love me. Dogs love me too, but they're easy. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh god, this is where it goes awry...

Books: Wheel of Time series, Sandman by Neil Gaiman.

Movies: Moulin Rouge, Pitch Perfect, X-Men: First Class, The Fifth Element, Star Trek (the reboot version), Lucky Number Slevin, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mononoke Hime.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Firefly, Star Trek TNG, Sherlock.

Anime: FLCL, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Evangelion, Outlaw Star.

Music: Watsky, Gorillaz, Eminem, Little Dragon, Modest Mouse, Aqua (haha, seriously though), Scissor Sisters, Bump of Chicken, Utada Hikaru, Hirano Aya, Asian Kung Fu Generation

Food: Lasagna, pizza, hotdogs (Gene & Judes is amazing), Smashburger.

Five Guys sucks. Just putting that out there.
The six things I could never do without
Water, air, blah blah blah sarcasm...

The internet (and a computer to use it).
Art - specifically movies, but also TV, video games and music.
The people that matter most to me.
A creative outlet.
My two cats, Nex & Yasa. They are absolutely adorable.

That's enough, I think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever hobby I'm currently indulging.

The complex tug of war between form and function.

Why some designers just can't do something as simple as a goddamn door right. Seriously, it's not hard!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever. I like movies and videogames, but also fun adventures. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I order alcoholic drinks by color. My favorite tie that I own is hot pink. I have girly eyelashes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Ummm, you know what a d4 is. Or you've built your own computer. Or any other reason.