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JUNE 2015 UPDATE: I just relocated to Brooklyn, NY to accept what
is sorta my dream job. So excite. I have a few friends in the city,
but I'd like to make more social connections! So even if you don't
think I'm boyfriend material, let's be friends if you're
absurd/degenerate/analytical/off-beat/ever been compared to Jane
I joined this after reading an article that claimed online dating
was the most efficient way to meet people. But I wrote this after a
sufficient helping of rum. I edited it after a sufficient helping
I like conversation, leftism, Marxism, drinking. "I find it hard to
forgive people who compel one to think of small things in a small
I am a very serious boy, OBV
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from Indiana University's main campus with a political
science and economics double major (philosophy minor). Lived in DC
for a while immediately after I graduated. Move to Indianapolis for
two-and-a-half years. I've mostly worked for Internet or software
companies, doing what can be vaguely described as analytics, or
described as a mix of statistics and programming.
In NYC, I'm blessed to work as head of the data analytics
department for a hopefully-profitable startup! I anticipate going
back to school to pick up an advanced degree (sometime before 30),
either in statistics, applied mathematics, data science, machine
learning, or artificial intelligence.
I used to really want to be a writer, even got something published
that was rather well received in a left-wing mag on Israel and the
Palestinians my freshman year of college. Sometimes I still have
good ideas for articles and even books; maybe I'll pick that up
I’m really good at
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Being a really serious boy
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My ill sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just finished the Game of Thrones series. Love the show.
Started out on Chomsky, ended up on Zizek. Badiou, Jodi Dean.
Biographies. Social science, political history, philosophy. Oscar
Wilde, Dostoevsky, Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski, Herman Hesse,
Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Death in June, MODEST MOUSE,
Jefferson Airplane, Murder by Death, Baroque music, The Doors,
Lord of The Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The
Trotsky, This is England, Factotum, The Office, 30 Rock, PEEP SHOW,
Stanley Kubrick, Focus Features films, and drunk Harry Potter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This used to say "drinking excessively," but now it's more often
making a complicated dinner with my Macbook on Netflix in the
You should message me if
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You're a rad chick with strong left-leaning tendencies, a
(materialist) feminist, and you enjoy long walks on the beach with
handsome Fabio types
You think there is more to life than scented candles, and you CAN
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