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31 M Albuquerque, NM

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:38pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I don't like using the suffix "esq.", but "nikolai_omghotsutff83" was already taken.

I have to admit, I'm pretty bad at this online dating thing. If you're good at this stuff or you're impressed by somebody who is, then we probably won't get along. I'm used to meeting people I want to date either through work or school, but now that I'm out of school and my career has few single women my age...well, here I am.

I'm also not just interested in dating; I'm perfectly content just meeting new ski/snowboarding, pub trivia, and fishing buddies on here. I'm way more at-home doing those things than I am at this internet socializing business, I promise. So if you like outdoors stuff and/or craft brews, let's go do some of that rather than endlessly messaging each other back and forth on the computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I moved back to New Mexico after practicing in Arizona for a year, and am pretty much settled in again. I practice civil law and started a new job here in Albuquerque that keeps me off the streets and out of trouble most of the time. I plan on working like this for a few more years then joining the foreign service to work in a legal capacity in overseas US embassies. If that doesn't pan out, I'm going to grow a beard and open a pub. A good pub. Think Maloneys, now think the opposite of that.

I also have a corgi named George. George is my buddy.
I’m really good at
Useless trivia.
Fly fishing.
Not gettin' 'er done fer Jesus.
Making fun of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
On this website? Probably that I have a shirt on in my profile pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Live shows of all kinds. Books of the biograhpical sort. Food of the Mexican and German varieties.

Unfortunately I haven't read any books for pleasure recently. I did however just read a bunch of girls' profiles on here that are hilariously preachy and embarrassingly bossy, and now I never want to read anything ever again.
The six things I could never do without
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What George is thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sipping a scotch somewhere, having a pint with friends. Also trying to not look at okcupid so people don't think I'm logged on to okcupid on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I don't really like writing about myself on the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go on a date, lose a game of trivial pursuit, or have me write a pre-nup for you and the okcupid man of your dreams some day.