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31 Albuquerque, NM Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like using the suffix "esq.", but "nikolai_omghotsutff83" was already taken.

I have to admit, I'm pretty bad at this online dating thing. If you're good at this stuff or you're impressed by somebody who is, then we probably won't get along. I'm used to meeting people I want to date either through work or school, but now that I'm out of school and my career has few single women my age...well, here I am.

I'm also not just interested in dating -- I'm perfectly content just meeting new ski/snowboarding, pub trivia, and fishing buddies on here. I'm way more at-home doing those things than I am at this internet socializing business, I promise. So if you like outdoors stuff and/or craft brews, let's go do some of that rather than endlessly messaging each other back and forth on the computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I moved back to New Mexico after practicing in Arizona for a year, and am pretty much settled in again. I practice civil law and started a new job here in Albuquerque that keeps me off the streets and out of trouble most of the time. I plan on working like this for a few more years then joining the foreign service to work in a legal capacity in overseas US embassies.

I also have a corgi named George. George is my buddy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless trivia.
Fly fishing.
Not gettin' 'er done fer Jesus.
Making fun of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On this website? Probably that I have a shirt on in my profile pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Live shows of all kinds. Books of the biograhpical sort. Food of the Mexican and German varieties.

Unfortunately I haven't read any books for pleasure recently. I did however just read a bunch of girls' profiles on here that are hilariously long and embarrassingly preachy, and now I never want to read anything ever again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
Green chile cheese fries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What George is thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sipping a scotch somewhere, having a pint with friends. Also trying to not look at okcupid so people don't think I'm logged on to okcupid on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I don't really like writing about myself on the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on a date, lose a game of trivial pursuit, or have me write a pre-nup for you and the okcupid man of your dreams some day.