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nine_mile_beach

33 M Little Rock, AR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born in late 1980 -- easily the best thing to happen to me that year. The land was overrun by a herd of swine and I emerged clutching a blood clot in my fist, causing the hospital Shaman to foretell doom for Central Asia and Eastern Europe. That Shaman later went on to host CNBC's Mad Money.

In my youth I was struck with a mild case of Martian polio, necessitating a torso transplant. While I am grateful for the second chance at life, my new torso came from a much taller boy, and I never quite grew into the almost freakishly-long trunk.

These days I spend my time staring out of open doors into the unknown expanse that lays beyond, blowing giant bubbles, and attempting to stop The Warriors from exposing my perfidy to the vengeful Riffs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a career doing (mostly) things I am good at and that I enjoy. I am always on the lookout for new things to learn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, memorization, games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My quiet nature. Occasionally I feel the impulse to inform people that I'm not silent because I don't like them, but because I can think of nothing to say (I then don't indulge the impulse, leading people to believe I don't like them).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Classics - Brave New World, The Great Gatsby, Short stories and novels by Philip K. Dick and Kurt Vonnegut
Modern - Cryptonomicon, The Yiddish Policemen's Union
Humor - Anything by Douglas Adams, John Hodgman, or David Sedaris

My favorite movie is books. Also:
Awesome - Fight Club, Pitch Black, The Protector, The Warriors
Crazy - Dark City, PI
Funny - The Big Lebowski, Little Miss Sunshine, Office Space
Pretty - Pan's Labyrinth
Crazy Awesome - Donnie Darko, Twelve Monkeys
Pretty Awesome - Bladerunner, The Lord of the Rings, Watchmen

Music (Now categorized in the style of Orphans!):
Brawlers
The Decemberists
Frank Black
Harvey Danger
The Pogues
Punch Brothers
Widespread Panic
Bawlers
Arcade Fire
Bela Fleck
The Flaming Lips
Fleet Foxes
Mumford and Sons
Nickel Creek
Pinback
REM
Victor Wooten
Bastards
Camper Van Beethoven
Janelle Monáe
Jonathan Coulton
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
Tom Waits

Food:
I enjoy nearly every kind of food.

The Fine Print:
Implicit in all categories above is the phrase "...and many more!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to learn
Someone with whom to speak
Reading material
Time to myself
Music
Clean Teeth
Chapstick -- Please refer to 'Requiem for a Dream' for a short list of things that might happen to me if chapstick were ever made a controlled substance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next few hours.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ordinarily I am simply relaxing. I don't have an inclination to treat Friday Night like it's a special event in and of itself, and I don't feel like a failure if all I did was play video games or watch a movie. That said, sometimes there are interesting events on Friday, and I like to be there for them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have difficulty making serious connections with people and consequently have few real friends. As George Costanza shrewdly observed, "Nobody ever says it's them, not me! If it's anybody, it's me!"

My Wu-Tang name is "Excitable Misunderstood Genius." Don't tell anyone.

Nearly 20 years after first making the connection, I still believe Kraft macaroni & cheese shapes (for instance, Spidermans) "just taste better" than the standard elbow shape.
You should message me if
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Honey I'm a prize
And you're a catch
And we're a perfect match
Like two bitter strangers.