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28 San Francisco, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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this is my travelling profile, just in case i am passing through your town and would like to meet some locals. i change my location based on where i'll be next (or where i'm hoping to go), but los angeles is where i call home fore the time being.

i'm an only child, too independent for my own good. looking to learn to share my me time with rad people who can help me get over my case of commitmentphobia.
while i have commitment issues, i have the opposite of intimacy issues. i guess i'm trying to find a good middle ground--sharing some good coupley moments for longer than a second that mean more than nothing, but less than eternity. while i'm looking for something longer term, i'm not looking for something serious. ever. it should still be fun after all, right?

in short-- i wanna be adored by someone adorable, that i can adore, and be adorable with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
postponing responsibility.
embracing fun.
making questionable decisions. and owning them.

all the while, saving the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretending to be american. being mistaken for mexican.
eating messily.
finding and focusing on redeeming qualities while ignoring shortcomings in otherwise unworthy lover prospects.
inciting group hugs and happy birthday singing.
ingesting deathly spicy foods without breaking a sweat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i look exactly like your asian friend _____.
i have a really good grasp of the english language.
you immediately feel so tall standing by me.
i've offended you somehow, but you're laughing so it's ok?
i have really pretty hair.
you can't tell if i'm being sarcastic or sincere. me neither.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like the book versions of movies better, and songs with movie titles, and books with song titles, and tv shows about food. leftovers and reruns are my jam.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
which neverland (and alwaysland) will i end up in next and can i stop being a tinkerbell and ever be a wendy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
avoiding weekend warriors.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i like hipsters.
but only ironically.

please, don't tell anyone.

less ironically, i have a major case of relationship aspergers. one of my friend's exes once said 'i fall in love 5 days at a time'; i completely understand that feeling. i have no clue what i'm doing or what you're doing. and i will never get why, though i may try to hazard a guess. and frankly, i'm ok with it because i like determining my own rules-- i'm not interested in having relationships like every other out there. my biggest challenge is finding other people that are endeared to my aspyness and can complement it. my next biggest challenge is trying to figure out how to sustain connections longterm without taking things too seriously (or rather, preemptively freaking out about things getting too serious when 'serious' is the last thing i want things to be). how does it happen? (not a rhetorical question.)
You should message me if
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you're comfortable with giving me a green card in exchange for my universal health care

you're fluent in pillow talk and can serenade me in it.
hockey talk makes for the best pillow talk.

you have a similar mild case of relationship aspergers and want to [co]write (y)our own rules.

you are a traveler. internationals are even better. it's nice to be reminded of non-american ideologies. and the accents are more charming.
(or a host if i am passing through your town.)

you want to co-found a creative collective, where i write while you do whatever it is that makes you happy.

and if you got balls. and know how to use em.

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