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32 M Seattle, WA

My Details

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What the hell am I supposed to say? Let me keep this short and sweet with bulletpoints.

• I play music. Sometimes in bands. Sometimes in good ones.
• I am snarky and sarcastic but good humored.
• I enjoy debating over religion and it's pollution to humanity.
• I am a bitter cynic and a hopeless romantic.
• I have a dog that is awesomer than the devil.
• I cook and not just frozen burritos.
• I don't own a raincoat.
• I like to take pictures of dead birds.
• I have tattoos; some are good and a few not so much.
• I wear sunglasses a lot because its funny to do so in Seattle's gray climate.
• I own a car but put more miles and money into my bicycle.
• I drink coffee and do the crossword puzzle.
• I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin; it's a little city north of Chicago.

how am I doing here?

UPDATE: it is beard season!

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: beard season is over!

UPDATE (x3): I ran out of razors. Beard season lives!

UPDATE TO UPDATE TO UPDATE TO UPDATE: my beard is getting out of hand! And I found a nice raincoat in the Lost-and-thank you at work!

crap, I'm clean shaven again!
What I’m doing with my life
After previous stints as a PR account executive, substitute teacher, bartender and freelance recording engineer, I'm trying to go back to school. Currently, I am studying for my Cicerone certificate.

Pretty much avoiding "professional" positions; I've tried them and no matter how you cut it, I'm not swallowing corporate cum or farting-rainbows non-profit or dying slowly at a desk.

To pay my bills and student loans, I bartend in Georgetown; it's pretty rad and pays much more than my professional jobs ever did (bonus: and only working 28 hrs a week!).

Occasionally, I build guitar pedals and sell them.

I volunteer at Vera project about twice a year.

Often, I brew beer and make fruit wines/meads. I am trying to land a brewing job.

Really, I don't want to talk about my job with you. And on the reverse, I don't really care what you do for a living...unless you are rich and want a new cabana boy.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My socks. They're top notch. For real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, God Is Not Great, Flatland, Snow Crash, Cosmos, Blackholes and Baby universes, The History of Time, Cheap: The High Cost of Discount Culture, Nightshift, etc

Shows: I don't call television 'tv' because that's like a nickname you give a friend and television is not my friend.

Music: Radiohead, Archers of Loaf, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, ume, LCD Soundsystem, Octopus Project, ifihadahifi, Enon, Boris, My Bloody Valentine, GBV, Pedro the Lion, Califone, Isis, Red Fang, Sabbath, Queens of the Stone Age, Sleep, Damien Jurado, Built to Spill, etc. I could write a hipster list of everything I like or liked but people that do that are usually really fucking boring.

And to be honest, the whole 80's retro electro pop movement right now is completely devoid of any validity. Chvrches? Liked it better when it was Kate Bush.

Food: Generally, I eat it. Working in the service industry has made me a bit of a cynic about food. But, I'm not one of those asshats that calls themselves a foodie; those people tend to plain suck. Fucking Seattle.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
-a guitar
-my dog
-a bike
-clean underwear
-a towel (If hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy taught me anything, it's to have a towel.)
-dihydrogen monoxide
-beer and/or pizza (it's now a vegetable!)

and that's 7.

I am also amazed at how many people list iPhone. Really? That's essential to your life? Man, first world problems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Social psychological events, religion, death and human legacy, environmental interaction, and drum beats. I am constantly drumming something in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finishing work and catching a drink for last call. Or playing a show out of town. Or engaged in a heated discourse discussing the eventual outcomes of the expanding universe. Or naked sobbing in my empty bathtub drinking warm gin. Pretty normal stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't work for a nonprofit or tech start-up or sex blog or marketing company like everyone else in Seattle?

I'm more inclined to continue being an artist?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
•you want to meet for a drink in the real world
•you want to start a band
•you're looking for a friend and want to gallivant around this town
•any of this shit made you laugh
•you want to discuss the physics of black holes
•you want to drink wine and listen to records
•you can finish this lyric "lapsed Catholics are the worst..."
•Capitol Hill isn't the center of your fucking world

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