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ninjabisquits

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What the hell am I supposed to say? Let me keep this short and sweet with bulletpoints.

• I play music. Sometimes in bands. Sometimes in good ones.
• I am snarky and sarcastic but good humored.
• I enjoy debating over religion and it's pollution to humanity.
• I am a bitter cynic and a hopeless romantic.
• I have a dog that is awesomer than the devil.
• I cook and not just frozen burritos.
• I don't own a raincoat.
• I like to take pictures of dead birds.
• I have tattoos; some are good and a few not so much.
• I wear sunglasses a lot because its funny to do so in Seattle's gray climate.
• I own a car but put more miles and money into my bicycle.
• I drink coffee and do the crossword puzzle.
• I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin; it's a little city north of Chicago.

how am I doing here?

UPDATE: it is beard season!

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: beard season is over!

UPDATE (x3): I ran out of razors. Beard season lives!

UPDATE TO UPDATE TO UPDATE TO UPDATE: my beard is getting out of hand! And I found a nice raincoat in the Lost-and-thank you at work!

crap, I'm clean shaven again!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After previous stints as a PR account executive, substitute teacher, bartender and freelance recording engineer, I'm trying to go back to school. Currently, I am studying for my Cicerone certificate.

Pretty much avoiding "professional" positions; I've tried them and no matter how you cut it, I'm not swallowing corporate cum or farting-rainbows non-profit or dying slowly at a desk.

To pay my bills and student loans, I bartend in Georgetown; it's pretty rad and pays much more than my professional jobs ever did (bonus: and only working 28 hrs a week!).

Occasionally, I build guitar pedals and sell them.

I volunteer at Vera project about twice a year.

Recently, I've gotten involved with the Cascade Bicycle Club.

Often, I brew beer and make fruit wines/meads. I am trying to land a brewing job.

Really, I don't want to talk about my job with you. And on the reverse, I don't really care what you do for a living...unless you are rich and want a new cabana boy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
masturbating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My socks. They're top notch. For real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, God Is Not Great, Flatland, Snow Crash, Cosmos, Blackholes and Baby universes, The History of Time, Cheap: The High Cost of Discount Culture, Nightshift,You Are Not So Smart, etc

Shows: I don't call television 'tv' because that's like a nickname you give a friend and television is not my friend.

Music: Radiohead, Archers of Loaf, Stargazer Lilies, Minutes, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, ume, LCD Soundsystem, Octopus Project, ifihadahifi, Enon, Boris, My Bloody Valentine, GBV, Pedro the Lion, Califone, Isis, Red Fang, Sabbath, Queens of the Stone Age, Sleep, Damien Jurado, Built to Spill, Jesu, Fuck Buttons, etc. I could write a hipster list of everything I like or liked but people that do that are usually really fucking boring.

Food: Generally, I eat it. Working in the service industry has made me a bit of a cynic about food. But, I'm not one of those asshats that calls themselves a foodie; those people tend to plain suck. Fucking Seattle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
-a guitar
-my dog
-a bike
-clean underwear
-a towel (If hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy taught me anything, it's to have a towel.)
-dihydrogen monoxide
-beer and/or pizza (it's now a vegetable!)

and that's 7.

I am also amazed at how many people list iPhone. Really? That's essential to your life? Man, first world problems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social psychological events, religion, death and human legacy, environmental interaction, and drum beats. I am constantly drumming something in my head.

Oh, and apocalypse skills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing work and catching a drink for last call. Or playing a show out of town. Or engaged in a heated discourse discussing the eventual outcomes of the expanding universe. Or naked sobbing in my empty bathtub drinking warm gin. Pretty normal stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't work for a nonprofit or tech start-up or sex blog or marketing company like everyone else in Seattle?

I have roommates in a big house.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
•you want to meet for a drink in the real world
•you want to start a band
•Capitol Hill isn't the center of your fucking world
•The phrase "I work hard to play hard" isn't something you actually say. That just reeks of a lack of understanding of the inefficiency and controlling nature the modern work force holds on your life.
•you feel like this: http://zenarchery.com/2014/08/everyone-i-know-is-brokenhearted/