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ninjaclaude

33 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love Paul's Boutique, Paul Simon, and Simon Pegg.

More? I'm a San Francisco native who cries a little every time I think about the Giants winning the World Series twice in three years.

I enjoy riding my bike, reading the coffee shop copy of the NYT, posting political articles on Facebook, and baking. I dislike doing laundry, people who double park in the bike lane, and the smug tone of the writers at SFist.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach tiny children how to be humans. This includes making them listen to Motown, reading them stories with socially liberal messages embedded in them, and letting them use play dough a lot.
I’m really good at
Picking out gifts for people, knowing a ton about several nerdy fandoms, and pub quizzes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Sun Also Rises, Confederacy of Dunces, Jane Eyre.

TV: Community, Parks & Rec, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Golden Girls, Friday Night Lights, the West Wing, Chappelle's Show, Planet Earth, 30 Rock

Movies: Rushmore, The Empire Strikes Back, the Bourne films, The Royal Tenenbaums, My Neighbor Totoro, Spaceballs, Almost Famous

Music: Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, Paul Simon, Kanye West, the Rolling Stones, really a lot of stuff. My all time favorite albums of all time ever would be Graceland and Paul's Boutique.

Food: Indian, Japanese, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
iPod, a good book, passport, camera, journal, chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Giants pitching staff. Like, way too much time thinking about this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating surviving another week at the tender mercy of asshole toddlers. Usually with beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a Kanye West apologist.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like going to Giants games, listening to live music, or pub quizzes.