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ninjaclaude

33 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love Paul's Boutique, Paul Simon, and Simon Pegg.

More? I'm a San Francisco native who cries a little every time I think about the Giants winning the World Series twice in three years.

I enjoy riding my bike, reading the coffee shop copy of the NYT, posting political articles on Facebook, and baking. I dislike doing laundry, people who double park in the bike lane, and the smug tone of the writers at SFist.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach tiny children how to be humans. This includes making them listen to Motown, reading them stories with socially liberal messages embedded in them, and letting them use play dough a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking out gifts for people, knowing a ton about several nerdy fandoms, and pub quizzes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: The Sun Also Rises, Confederacy of Dunces, Jane Eyre.

TV: Community, Parks & Rec, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Golden Girls, Friday Night Lights, the West Wing, Chappelle's Show, Planet Earth, 30 Rock

Movies: Rushmore, The Empire Strikes Back, the Bourne films, The Royal Tenenbaums, My Neighbor Totoro, Spaceballs, Almost Famous

Music: Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, Paul Simon, Kanye West, the Rolling Stones, really a lot of stuff. My all time favorite albums of all time ever would be Graceland and Paul's Boutique.

Food: Indian, Japanese, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPod, a good book, passport, camera, journal, chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Giants pitching staff. Like, way too much time thinking about this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating surviving another week at the tender mercy of asshole toddlers. Usually with beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Kanye West apologist.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like going to Giants games, listening to live music, or pub quizzes.