I DONT DRIVE I AM OTHERWISE MOBILE. I AM THE WORST PERSON TO DATE, BUT IM COOL AS HECK TO MEET
PRETTY SURE I'M TOO LOUD AND COLORFUL FOR SEATTLE THOUGH also no I don't want to get coffee with you
"I am pretty seriously an acquired taste. "
im going to give you a warning
BIG WARNING i am going to look like a fool to you if you are a SNOB becuase i give NO FUCKS about hitting the delete key or other bullshit grammatical rules
my prose is conversational and if you ever fucking interrupt me in real life for not using an oxford comma while im talking to you --- oh wait, thats silly?
SO IS YOUR MAXIMUM SECURITY GRAMMAR FACILITY
Im severely lacking in the SOCIAL GRACES department. I consider people i dont know NPCS and grind them maliciously
so yeah im pretty big on PERVERSION and i prefer all my sexual activities to involve me in a situation that, to the UNTRAINED EYE, might seem unfair, or undesirable, or even SEVERELY PAINFUL
im loud and abrasive but i really like introducing people to people i think they will benefit from knowing, one day i hope everyone worth knowing will know eachother and then everyone else will just DIE.
okay maybe they can just play sadistic drinking games that i pretend to participate in but AH HA, MY SHOTGLASS IS FULL OF WATER
but i thought you were submissive
I AM ONLY SADISTIC WHEN IT IS HILARIOUS my desire to be stepped on and my desire to force people to guess the temperature then make them eat a tablespoon of chili powder for every degree they were off by are TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS OF DESIRE
ugh i went on a tangent i had no intention of going on and now im too arrogant to delete it
can you shut me up?
you want to dont you?
LETS DEBATE WHETHER THIS IS TOPPING FROM THE BOTTOM
I am inconsiderate, inconsistent, and insatiable