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ninjamonos

28 M Watford City, ND

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an office accountant full time and a clerk in a liquor store part time while I am finishing my degree in International Marketing. I enjoy cooking, dancing, going for drives, and spending time with friends while watching a movie, having a drink or just hanging out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being humble about all my talents? I don't know. I really enjoy cooking and have been told I'm very good at it. I had professional voice coaching for most of my childhood, teen years and into college, so I have a decent singing voice. I've also been told I'm quite funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people say it's either my eyes or my smile, but I think it should be my booty. Seriously. I like my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: there aren't many, and most were required reading during high school. 1984, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Player Piano (I really like Vonnegut if you can't tell), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Maltese Falcon, The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership.
Magazines: GQ, Maxim, Esquire, Details, Instinct, Rolling Stone, Food and Wine
TV: How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly, 2 Broke Girls, Glee, True Blood, Bones, Family Guy, Happy Endings, Simpsons, Smallville, BTVS, Supernatural, Misfits, Being Human, Raising Hope, Arrow, Community, Spy, South Park.
Movies: Some favorites that come to mind at the moment are Avengers, Captain America, etc. , All the Batmans 90s and Nolan both, Dogma, American History X, Alpha Dog, anything with Ryan Gosling that isn't The Notebook, District 9, Milk, Anything with Jason Statham when I just wanna turn my brain off, JJ Abrams stuff
Music: Rock, Top 40, Dance/Electronica, Alternative.
Subreddits I subscribe to: siouxfalls (my hometown), meanjokes, getmotivated, ladyboners (because I'm gay, let's just be honest)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Caffeine -- coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks...hell, if they made a Red Bull I.V., I'd have two in each arm.
*The Internet -- It is my entertainment, information, communication, socialization source.
*Insulin -- Diabeetus!! Ok, so in the most literal sense of the phrase, I can't live without insulin. I will die, fo' real.
*My Mom -- we are very close and I don't even want to think about what my life would/will be like without her in it.
*Food -- both in the literal "need it to live" sense and in the sense that it can be a bonding experience, a way to show emotion, or a means of artistic expression.
*Music -- because being quiet is boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My alien abduction. No, I'm totally kidding. I spend a lot of time thinking about my plans; for the day, for work, for time with friends, for weight loss, etc. I am a planner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never learned how to ride a bicycle.

Guilty pleasures that I'm willing to share: Little Debbie snack cakes and Reba (music, sitcom, it doesn't matter...)
You should message me if
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If you want to meet a caring, funny, supposedly great guy and can get over the fact that I have only seen my ab muscles in x-rays, then I look forward to hearing from you.