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35 • San Francisco, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–43
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Nov 4
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Strictly other
- Trying to quit
- Buddhism, but not too serious about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of high school
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid
- English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
I get paid to listen to people and tell them that their ideas are shit. I occasionally freelance in areas where I'm definitely not an expert, but my results are overwhelmingly awesome.
I have unconventional hobbies. I like to jump out of airplanes. I take pictures of soiled mattresses discarded on the street. Someday, I hope to make a blog out of them.
Movies: Fight Club, Princess Bride, Idiocracy, Pulp Fiction, Back to The Future, The Human Centipede, Momento, The Matrix, Stranger Than Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...
TV: Archer, Breaking Bad, Misfits, Southpark, Daily Show, White Collar (*sigh*, I know it's bad), Community, The Jersey Shore
Shows: Wicked, West Side Story, Penn & Teller, most live comedy (love Ralphie May & Louis CK)
Music: An eclectic mix of Drum & Bass & Dubstep, Puscifer, NIN, Alice in Chains, Aphex Twin, Beatles, Chromeo, Chopin. I don't really like Bach.
Food: Everything w/ a strong affinity toward pizza, nachos, caviar and Jamba Juice. Love oranges, bananas, pineapple, celery, garlic, scallions, blue berries, black berries and plums... and bacon.
I spend a lot of time daydreaming about random things.
Sometimes, I stare into total blackness just to see what's hidden underneath. The mind is amazing that way. :)
Otherwise, getting seriously tilted with the worst scum of the Earth. Making friends. Exploring new places. Reading a book. Learning a new talent. Singing under my breath so my neighbors don't hear me. Making stupid things that I almost never publish. Working on my thesis, in hopes of an honorary degree from a prestigious college someday. Baking some abominable creation, in hope of a breakthrough discovery. Fixing broken appliances & electronics. Sometimes working :(
If you want to be challenged sometimes, and desire someone in your life that want's the same.
If you've ever wondered if everyone around you was a mindless zombie without a soul of their own.
If you want someone to play with, in the most innocent meaning of the word. I truly desire a playmate. :)
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