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ninjasf

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I kind of create video games.

I get paid to listen to people and tell them that their ideas are shit. I occasionally freelance in areas where I'm definitely not an expert, but my results are overwhelmingly awesome.

I have unconventional hobbies. I like to jump out of airplanes. I take pictures of soiled mattresses discarded on the street. Someday, I hope to make a blog out of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can make friends ridiculously fast. People open up to me and reveal their inner most secrets as if they've know me for their entire lives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes appear to change colors. I'm considering surgery to change the color, but it's not legal yet. I shit you not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: His Dark Materials series, Stieg Larsson's series, 1984, Doors of Perception, Brave New World, Snow Crash, Tale of Two Cities, most of Edgar Allen Poe's work, ...

Movies: Fight Club, Princess Bride, Idiocracy, Pulp Fiction, Back to The Future, The Human Centipede, Momento, The Matrix, Stranger Than Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...

TV: Archer, Breaking Bad, Misfits, Southpark, Daily Show, White Collar (*sigh*, I know it's bad), Community, The Jersey Shore

Shows: Wicked, West Side Story, Penn & Teller, most live comedy (love Ralphie May & Louis CK)

Music: An eclectic mix of Drum & Bass & Dubstep, Puscifer, NIN, Alice in Chains, Aphex Twin, Beatles, Chromeo, Chopin. I don't really like Bach.

Food: Everything w/ a strong affinity toward pizza, nachos, caviar and Jamba Juice. Love oranges, bananas, pineapple, celery, garlic, scallions, blue berries, black berries and plums... and bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orange juice, taxi cabs, my sanity, headphones, a bic lighter, a basic computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about how things work, how things should work, how I'd build these things, what people are thinking, is how I see the color blue the same as everyone else or just relative, etc.

I spend a lot of time daydreaming about random things.

Sometimes, I stare into total blackness just to see what's hidden underneath. The mind is amazing that way. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, trying to rule the world.

Otherwise, getting seriously tilted with the worst scum of the Earth. Making friends. Exploring new places. Reading a book. Learning a new talent. Singing under my breath so my neighbors don't hear me. Making stupid things that I almost never publish. Working on my thesis, in hopes of an honorary degree from a prestigious college someday. Baking some abominable creation, in hope of a breakthrough discovery. Fixing broken appliances & electronics. Sometimes working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Shower time" sometimes makes me late for work.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're creative, confident and smart. We'll get along splendidly.

If you want to be challenged sometimes, and desire someone in your life that want's the same.

If you've ever wondered if everyone around you was a mindless zombie without a soul of their own.

If you want someone to play with, in the most innocent meaning of the word. I truly desire a playmate. :)