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ninjelo

30 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sorry, ladies. Not lookin for dates, hookups, or romance ;) I hate to deny you all of THIS... hard for me too, having to parade this man candy in front of you, knowing I can't just give you a lick

I'm here if any of you need a GOOD 420 connect, or a friend

But here's a list of shit about me... (old profile)
Philly native
Artist, musician, I play guitar pretty well and used to teach for the Paul green school. I really enjoy teaching
INTJ
I dislike small talk
martial artist, budding lyricist(30 is a good age to start budding right? )
I hate the cold and flourish in summer
I cook ALL of the breakfast
I dig Scotch and chocolate in my mouth
Chronomancer. I'm really good with time, unless it's comedic.
Karaoke is the best
I like to paint myself and others
I'm not vanilla, apparently
But still funny and down to earth despite being a bitter old man with no country who hates hipsters.
Oh, and if you don't like rats then I don't consider you intelligent and no matter how hot you are I'll stop talking to you immediately. It's happened before.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just got back from Nola where i lived in my van for a month after Mardis Gras.
Expanding social consciousness.
Writing a vanity rap album.
In my off time I play guitar, draw, do kung fu, ride motorcycles, shoot guns, play chess, attempt to deepen my connection with the world around me
Trying to infiltrate slang into the daily lives of others. I'm trying to make the word "tardy" big right now in lieu of the word "late". Like, "you tardy as shit son!" But you have to say it like TAWRdee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finishing other peoples food
cracking peoples backs from the front
Living in a van down by the river
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I appear very confident. I think I'm just usually more focused than the average person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The warriors, die hard, joes apartment, pi, way of the gun, and all the other stuff that people my demographic typically like.
ANIME

breaking bad, walking dead, HIMYM, vice, Futurama, tosh.0, @midnight, big bang theory, last week tonight

GWAR, mahavishnu orchestra, frank Zappa, Aesop rock, black sabbath, symphony x, death, diamond head, biggie, maiden, redman, whiplash

Sushi, burritos, burgers, Indian, breakfast and brunch

I don't read books cuz I'm mad dope
Sarcasm?

They should have internet stuffs on here too ie. podcasts, YouTube, tumblrs, etc...
I watch a lot of vsauce and true facts, and listen to Nerdist and WTF
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Takeout.
A sense of purpose
My guitar
Love
The sun
Silence
Balance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the world
my happiness
The perfect milk to cereal ratio
Spores and pathogens
Motorcycles
What I'm going to do to break free from "the race"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like the movie Pitch Perfect and I listen to the soundtrack on my iPod
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're warm for my form
You are the gatekeeper
You need another good person in your life
You need an ally for the end of the world
You're not going to impose your ideals and expectations on me.
You noticed that my 6 things is actually 7
You need that thing I mentioned at the beginning