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ninjelo

30 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Angelo.
Philly native
I'm brash, yet bashful. I'm brashful?
I like some things, but others not so much...
On the MBTI I'm EISNTFJP, cuz I'm the everything, mofo
Manchild, Admittedly
Facetious, usually
I value humor, loyalty, and the freedom that comes from knowing that your honesty and openness can't hurt you.
My existentialism ebbs and flows. Sometimes my ego takes over and spurs intense periods of productivity and self improvement.
I am water
I am the sun
i like hugs.
Coo coo cachoo
All that shit

I have a primary partner who I live with and love very much. We are polyamorous. Make no mistake, you will never take her spot in the house. I'm looking for a chill girl to go on dates and roll around with once in a while. Keep it casual but not promiscuous, and also chemical more than physical.

But just for shits and giggles let me gripe for a sec...
You haughty bitches that say things such as "don't bother messing me if you have shirtless pics" and the like in your profile reeeeally need to come down off your high horses. Not everyone reads or writes or has immense talent in a certain subject or has aspirations to be doctors, lawyers or anything else that modern society tells us is the pinnacle of success. To some people their body is their art, and they deserve to show how proud they are of it without the judgement of someone who is essentially unqualified to diagnose personalities. It's a practical art at that, With much more potential than your shitty, sensitive, dark rim glasses wearing, tattooed and bearded hipster crushes' poetry about his vegan bicycle. But no, society says you can be proud of THESE accomplishments but not THOSE. Hypocrisy. I'm not saying that they're all great people and you should marry one, but you're definitely not even a fraction better than them.
Sometimes I rant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Expanding social consciousness.
Writing a vanity rap album.
In my off time I play guitar, draw, do kung fu, ride motorcycles, shoot guns, play chess, attempt to deepen my connection with the world around me
Trying to infiltrate slang into the daily lives of others. I'm trying to make the word "tardy" big right now in lieu of the word "late". Like, "you tardy as shit son!" But you have to say it like TAWRdee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finishing other peoples food
cracking peoples backs from the front
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I appear very confident. I think I'm just usually more focused than the average person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lover of all entertainment.
Can watch any movie. And do. favorites are The warriors, die hard, joes apartment, pi, way of the gun, and all the other stuff that people my demographic typically like.
TV? I do breaking bad, walking dead, vice, Futurama, tosh.0, @midnight, and the Seth McFarlane stuff
Favorite bands are GWAR, mahavishnu orchestra, frank Zappa, Aesop rock, black sabbath, symphony x, death, diamond head, biggie, maiden, whiplash
Love sushi, burritos, burgers, Indian, breakfast and brunch
my favorite book is The Alchemist. Simple. Uplifting. I'm currently on a Steinbeck and Bradbury kick, late as Shit... and also trying to work my way through Ulysses.
It's been 16 years since I first picked up The Odyssey, so it might actually take me 20 years to finish. Oh, the irony...
They should have internet stuffs on here too ie. podcasts, YouTube, tumblrs, etc... I watch a lot of vsauce and true facts, and listen to Nerdist and WTF
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Takeout.
A sense of purpose
My guitar
Love
The sun
Silence
Balance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the world
my happiness
The perfect milk to cereal ratio
Spores and pathogens
Motorcycles
What I'm going to do to break free from "the race"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like the movie Pitch Perfect and I listen to the soundtrack on my iPod
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need another good person in your life
You need an ally for the end of the world
You're not going to impose your ideals and expectations on me.