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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 9" (1.75m)
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Artist, musician, social diplomat, mime, martial artist, motorcyclist, burrito enthusiast, exercise daily, chronomancer, breakfast, dad jokes

I really love when people are comfortable in their smile
INTJ, since people seem to be into that
If you don't get Futurama just don't even fucking talk to me

I just want someone to blast to the beach with at 4 a.m., preferably someone tiny who fits well on the back of my bike
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Expanding social consciousness.
Writing a vanity rap album.
Attempting to deepen my connection with the world around me
Trying to infiltrate slang into the daily lives of others. I'm trying to make the word "tardy" big right now in lieu of the word "late". Like, "you tardy as shit son!" But you have to say it like TAWRdee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finishing other peoples food
cracking peoples backs from the front (not a euphemism)
Living in a van down by the river
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I appear very confident. I think I'm just usually more focused than the average person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand up comedy might very well be my favorite thing on earth apart from food

The warriors, die hard, joes apartment, pi, way of the gun, 80s movies, and all the other stuff that people my demographic typically like.

breaking bad, walking dead, HIMYM, vice, Futurama, tosh.0, @midnight, big bang theory, last week tonight, daily show, Amy Schumer

GWAR, mahavishnu orchestra, frank Zappa, Aesop rock, black sabbath, symphony x, death, diamond head, biggie, maiden, redman, whiplash

Sushi, burritos, burgers, Indian, breakfast and brunch

Steinbeck? Paolo Coelho? Bradbury? Yo do you even Steinbeck, bro?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of purpose
My guitar
The sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the world
my happiness
The perfect milk to cereal ratio
Spores and pathogens
What I'm going to do to break free from "the race"
Yer butt. Iwunnaputmahdickineeeiittt
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like the movie Pitch Perfect and I listen to the soundtrack on my iPod
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're warm for my form (winky face)
You are the gatekeeper
You get the Ghostbusters reference above
You need another good person in your life
You need an ally for the end of the world
You're not going to impose your ideals and expectations on me.
You noticed that my 6 things is actually 7