24 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
I love food, offer me food and I'll do anything.
What I’m doing with my life
- Eating.
- Falling asleep every where and any time.
- Finding new ways to include "Bruh, brah, breh, and bro" in my speech.

I dick around in life and work as little as possible to have the mostest-est of fun.

Probably looking at butts.
I’m really good at
- Achieving the highest level of laughter faster than anyone.
-Falling asleep
- Struggling to find the right word for whatever I'm explaining or expressing
The first things people usually notice about me
- Greens Eyes
- The fact I probably ate 3 times in the last hour
- I'm asleep
- I'm falling-asleep
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Electric Wizard, Torche, FLOOR, Sleep, Bongripper, Otis Redding, Signal Hill, Balmorhea, Lymbyc System, Helios, Bill Withers, Earth Wind & Fire, OM, DPAT, JMSN, John Mayer, Sango, Katy Perry, Black Sabbath, Saint Pepsi

Nobody Knows, Almost Famous, Once, Truman Show, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore, The Royal Tennebaums, Gummo, Kids, Spun, The Matrix, The Breakfast Club

Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Trueblood, Breaking Bad, Homeland, LOST, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly
The six things I could never do without
Background noise.

Cats with human names. Larry. Also have a kitten names Chorizo.
On a typical Friday night I am
- Dumpster diving
- Watching the same movies over and over
- Achieving laughter
- Porch hanging
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Love butts

Siracha chicken sliders rule

Commercials scare me
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